Joey Headset
@joeyheadset.bsky.social
I am no longer on speaking terms with Phil Collins.
He knows why.
He knows why.
My (heavily redacted) prediction of how this season of Pluribus is going to end.
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My (heavily redacted) prediction of how this season of Pluribus is going to end.
A bargain at twice the price.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
A bargain at twice the price.
I'm not angry that Etsy sells a shirt that says 'registered flex offender'.
I'm angry that Etsy sells *dozens* of shirts that say 'registered flex offender' :(
I'm angry that Etsy sells *dozens* of shirts that say 'registered flex offender' :(
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm not angry that Etsy sells a shirt that says 'registered flex offender'.
I'm angry that Etsy sells *dozens* of shirts that say 'registered flex offender' :(
I'm angry that Etsy sells *dozens* of shirts that say 'registered flex offender' :(
I'm not sure where to begin.
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm not sure where to begin.
I kind of *hope* this was written by AI?
July 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I kind of *hope* this was written by AI?
I think we just found the ultimate synergy between product and spokesman.
June 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think we just found the ultimate synergy between product and spokesman.
WTF Wheel of Fortune?
June 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
WTF Wheel of Fortune?
"Grumpy's Pasty's" (sic)
May 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"Grumpy's Pasty's" (sic)
This innuendo was intentional and I cannot condone it.
May 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This innuendo was intentional and I cannot condone it.
Just this once can we have a funky fresh pope with a funky fresh style?
April 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Just this once can we have a funky fresh pope with a funky fresh style?
"I Hate You Potato" (1973) starring Rita Nudge, Lorenzo Ulmer and Chuck Barollo as the voice of Potato.
April 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"I Hate You Potato" (1973) starring Rita Nudge, Lorenzo Ulmer and Chuck Barollo as the voice of Potato.
Board games were just better in the 80s.
April 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Board games were just better in the 80s.
Pimpin Pat is not a good rapper but I do appreciate his candor.
April 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Pimpin Pat is not a good rapper but I do appreciate his candor.
Probably my least favorite Jim Carrey movie.
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Probably my least favorite Jim Carrey movie.
WTF... is "Anus" the name of the brand?
April 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
WTF... is "Anus" the name of the brand?
Underrated 90s rap LP.
March 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Underrated 90s rap LP.
"Mr. Sleze", a 1973 comedy starring Barry Chunterly and Regina Kimbal.
March 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Mr. Sleze", a 1973 comedy starring Barry Chunterly and Regina Kimbal.
This seems like a bad idea.
March 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This seems like a bad idea.
Because there's nothing more romantic than the life of a long haul trucker.
February 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Because there's nothing more romantic than the life of a long haul trucker.
My coffee grinder was getting clogged, so I bought these tablets that are used to clean your grinder. I didn't expect the product to be packaged to closely resemble gas-station boner pills :(
February 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My coffee grinder was getting clogged, so I bought these tablets that are used to clean your grinder. I didn't expect the product to be packaged to closely resemble gas-station boner pills :(
Roses are red,
violets are neato
violets are neato
February 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Roses are red,
violets are neato
violets are neato
Either Youtube thinks I've started a deli or it's trolling me :(
January 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Either Youtube thinks I've started a deli or it's trolling me :(
Lando Calrissian? More like RANDO Calrissian lolz amirite...
December 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Lando Calrissian? More like RANDO Calrissian lolz amirite...