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joeyflash.bsky.social
j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵
@joeyflash.bsky.social
Simultaneously existing as emerging artist and washed out has-been

Debut short story collection about to launch into an unforgiving void. You can help by starting a podcast and bringing me on as a guest
There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
My #TBR pile #BookSky

Which should I read next when I’m finished with Mamele?
July 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Mamele - Gemma Reeves
July 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Legz for daze
June 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Today is the day when cask ale called my name…

And I answered it
June 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Patio weather on the river Tyne
May 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Furnished by IKEA

I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
May 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Got all the nasty stray hairs and product residue off my brush and I never want to brush my hair again because it will get nasty again
May 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Look what arrived in the northeast of England @shelbyhinte.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watford kit always stands out
May 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Haven’t seen ex-wife #2 in awhile but she’s still kicking around
April 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Brewers back where they belong (long may it continue)
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Daydrinking in the park. Glasgow, circa 2025
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Stop queuing
April 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Glasgow boys weekend with my
BFF
April 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Being a writer isn’t easy. In my latest Substack I shine a torchlight on the filthiest aspect of the writing game. I implore you to read this and validate me!
March 25, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Starting to look like my grandpa (in a good way)
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ain’t no way she’s getting vaxxed
March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reflections on a Loch Ness getaway (and rumination on the nature of the muse)
March 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Does this look OK?
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
PRICK short story collection coming September 2025 via @leftoverbooks.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Loch Ness Monster as seen from the window of the Spirit of Loch Ness ferry
February 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My rad short story collection PRICK is out in 7 months. It seems like a long way into the future but it’s not really. I’m super excited but also nervous as hell that nobody will buy it 😬 #IndieAuthor

Thanks to @patricktrotti.bsky.social at @leftoverbooks.bsky.social for believing in the work.
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM