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j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵
@joeyflash.bsky.social
Simultaneously existing as emerging artist and washed out has-been

Debut short story collection about to launch into an unforgiving void. You can help by starting a podcast and bringing me on as a guest
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NEW YEAR, NEW LIST:

every book I’ve read and every film I’ve watched in 2025, compiled into a tidy, easy to read thread.
Bringing my copy of Panenka to Dublin with me next month just in case i bump into @ronanhession.bsky.social when I’m out and about. But Murphy’s Law suggests I will be without a pen if this manifests, so if you read this Ro, keep one on you 😅
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I wish five or ten people would preorder my book this week- low key shitting myself that nobody will buy it 😅
July 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
My #TBR pile #BookSky

Which should I read next when I’m finished with Mamele?
July 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Beabadoobee bass player straight up murdering me with that tone #Glastonbury2025
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Japanese Breakfast’s singer is absolutely beating the hell out of that gong #Glastonbury2025
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear?

I’m literally right here!

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/25/s...
Why Did the Novel-Reading Man Disappear?
www.nytimes.com
June 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Was just made to complete at least 10 different captchas to submit an ordinary-ass google form

Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Cabbage has been one of the bright spots in my life these last few months 🥬
June 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you wanna know how my life is going, I just ate a Big Mac, a QP w/ cheese, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, and 2 medium fries in a single sitting
June 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Legz for daze
June 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
You’re not a regular until you’ve defecated at the pub 21 times.

Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
June 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Today is the day when cask ale called my name…

And I answered it
June 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I am eating a cronut and watching Oingo Boingo live videos on YouTube from 1983 life has never been better
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Lola Young’s Messy is as perfect as pop music gets
June 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
FUCK YEAH NEW CATE LEBON THIS YEAR PLUS A FUCKING TOUR!!!

best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀

pitchfork.com/news/cate-le...
Cate Le Bon Announces New Album and Tour, Shares Video for New Song “Heaven Is No Feeling”
Michelangelo Dying is out in September, via Mexican Summer, and features a collaboration with John Cale
pitchfork.com
June 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Hey everybody is BlueSky really dead? Where are all my literary shitposters at??
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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There are cathedrals everywhere you look
May 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It must be international “drive your sailboat on the wrong side of the river” day or something

⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
May 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Patio weather on the river Tyne
May 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Sheridan Smith is a national treasure
May 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Furnished by IKEA

I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
May 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM