j. archer avary 🌵🌵🌵
@joeyflash.bsky.social
Simultaneously existing as emerging artist and washed out has-been
Debut short story collection about to launch into an unforgiving void. You can help by starting a podcast and bringing me on as a guest
Debut short story collection about to launch into an unforgiving void. You can help by starting a podcast and bringing me on as a guest
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NEW YEAR, NEW LIST:
every book I’ve read and every film I’ve watched in 2025, compiled into a tidy, easy to read thread.
every book I’ve read and every film I’ve watched in 2025, compiled into a tidy, easy to read thread.
New story out at citywide lunch. This one’s not for the squeamish 😅
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“You Never Turn Down Cake” by J. Archer Avary.
Did you really expect there to be hot sluts at the National Poetry Day workshop? Of course you did. Your meat organ was already half-hard as you strutted into the room with your bicycle helme…
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October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
New story out at citywide lunch. This one’s not for the squeamish 😅
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Bringing my copy of Panenka to Dublin with me next month just in case i bump into @ronanhession.bsky.social when I’m out and about. But Murphy’s Law suggests I will be without a pen if this manifests, so if you read this Ro, keep one on you 😅
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bringing my copy of Panenka to Dublin with me next month just in case i bump into @ronanhession.bsky.social when I’m out and about. But Murphy’s Law suggests I will be without a pen if this manifests, so if you read this Ro, keep one on you 😅
There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
There are few things on this earth more satisfying than a mortadella sandwich on tiger bloomer with sweet onion, tomato, mayo, and whole grain mustard
I wish five or ten people would preorder my book this week- low key shitting myself that nobody will buy it 😅
July 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I wish five or ten people would preorder my book this week- low key shitting myself that nobody will buy it 😅
July 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Beabadoobee bass player straight up murdering me with that tone #Glastonbury2025
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Beabadoobee bass player straight up murdering me with that tone #Glastonbury2025
Japanese Breakfast’s singer is absolutely beating the hell out of that gong #Glastonbury2025
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Japanese Breakfast’s singer is absolutely beating the hell out of that gong #Glastonbury2025
Was just made to complete at least 10 different captchas to submit an ordinary-ass google form
Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
June 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Was just made to complete at least 10 different captchas to submit an ordinary-ass google form
Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
Pete Hegseth could learn a thing or two 😅
Cabbage has been one of the bright spots in my life these last few months 🥬
June 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cabbage has been one of the bright spots in my life these last few months 🥬
If you wanna know how my life is going, I just ate a Big Mac, a QP w/ cheese, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, and 2 medium fries in a single sitting
June 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you wanna know how my life is going, I just ate a Big Mac, a QP w/ cheese, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, and 2 medium fries in a single sitting
You’re not a regular until you’ve defecated at the pub 21 times.
Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
June 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You’re not a regular until you’ve defecated at the pub 21 times.
Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
Congrats. You’re the guy the bartenders know as the guy that drinks Stella and leaves a shit
Today is the day when cask ale called my name…
And I answered it
And I answered it
June 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Today is the day when cask ale called my name…
And I answered it
And I answered it
I am eating a cronut and watching Oingo Boingo live videos on YouTube from 1983 life has never been better
June 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I am eating a cronut and watching Oingo Boingo live videos on YouTube from 1983 life has never been better
Lola Young’s Messy is as perfect as pop music gets
June 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Lola Young’s Messy is as perfect as pop music gets
🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
🌈 happy pride to all the straights and gays and inbetweeners 🌈
FUCK YEAH NEW CATE LEBON THIS YEAR PLUS A FUCKING TOUR!!!
best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀
pitchfork.com/news/cate-le...
best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀
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Cate Le Bon Announces New Album and Tour, Shares Video for New Song “Heaven Is No Feeling”
Michelangelo Dying is out in September, via Mexican Summer, and features a collaboration with John Cale
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June 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
FUCK YEAH NEW CATE LEBON THIS YEAR PLUS A FUCKING TOUR!!!
best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀
pitchfork.com/news/cate-le...
best news I’ve heard in awhile 😀
pitchfork.com/news/cate-le...
Hey everybody is BlueSky really dead? Where are all my literary shitposters at??
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hey everybody is BlueSky really dead? Where are all my literary shitposters at??
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There are cathedrals everywhere you look
May 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere you look
It must be international “drive your sailboat on the wrong side of the river” day or something
⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
May 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
It must be international “drive your sailboat on the wrong side of the river” day or something
⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
⛴️ #FerryDriverProblems
Patio weather on the river Tyne
May 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Patio weather on the river Tyne
Sheridan Smith is a national treasure
May 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sheridan Smith is a national treasure
Furnished by IKEA
I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
May 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Furnished by IKEA
I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅
I suppose I can look forward to a long day of putting this shit together 😅