DK64 coming soon, goddammit

Now that the Sonic Racing Crossworlds network test is done, I can pretty confidently say it's going to be a very good game. My biggest complaint right now is that it's not very polished, but hey! That's what updates are for, right? I can honestly see it eating Mario Kart World for lunch by 2026

HOW FUCKIN BIG OF AN UPDATE DOES NIKODERIKO REQUIRE?????

Alright, so here's the deal. I've put about 5 hours into DK Bananza, and I'm enjoying it so far. But I'm not absolutely *loving* it yet. In fact, I've been playing the Sonic Racing Crossworlds network test this weekend and kinda having a better time. Does DK Bananza get better as it goes?

I fitted local celebrity Connor Shaw for glasses the other day without knowing who in the hell he was. I told my Dad about it, and he said, "YOU MET GOD. HE DIDN'T LOSE A HOME GAME IN 4 YEARS. DID YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH???"

I spotted @somecallmejohnny.com and @creepyelliot.bsky.social in the crowd on Collision and screamed entirely too loud

It's so crazy how whenever I see "Deck verified," I immediately think, "So you're saying it can pretty easily run on Switch 2?"

Hot take: I think Mindseye was kinda good 🤷‍♂️

Just remembered I had a Bluesky lmao HELLO EVERYONE

Fantasizing about a sugar-free orange juice with some pulp that doesn't taste like ass

Started Cyberpunk 2077 on Switch 2 tonight. Well, kinda. All I've done is character creation. I gave my girl an absolutely MASSIVE hog. All hail

At least give us SA 1 & 2 on GameCube NSO 😭

I'm on da Bluesky, hello everyone, happy to be here