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JoeyJoeJoe📝🤘 [Author oomf]
@joey.drinks.monster
| 28 | He/They (demi) | Bisexual | Writer | Taken <3 | DM's open :3 | MDNI |

Sometimes I have opinions...
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Kings, Queens, Dragons and Orcs. Monsters, fortresses, magic and more!

If high fantasy fiction featuring an ensemble cast with a near-endlessly unraveling plot is your cup of tea then I implore you to check out chapter one of my book FOR FREE.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Chapter 1: Fractured Destiny [Complete]
Essence of Eternity In the face of ultimate evil. One spirit, alone. One sword, defiant. Chapter One: Fractured Destiny Something as innocuous as a stone in the right place at the right time could ...
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heh... been a while...
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
my readers know that it is a good chapter when Lance is mentioned <333
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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i need a whole pizza to myself n u all to close ur eyes for 10 minutes
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Bros brisket gotta be the best cut
February 14, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Spare 3
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Broken record yada yada but I don't want to see anymore AI videos i don't want to see them I don't want to see them chat I dont wan to see th
February 14, 2026 at 6:11 AM
"Keep it to yourself creep," I say, to myself after doing and saying nothing but thinking a slightly lewd thought.
February 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Surely a second coffee on shift will have no negative repercussions
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The criteria for a sincere, heartfelt apology is actually extremely simple I don't know why this is so difficult for some people. It is as follows, listening and understanding where you have gone wrong, remorseful words to express a desire to change, then changing your actions moving forward.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
MILLICENT BYSTANDER?
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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ngl idk what half of you guys are posting about, i just hit like and nod
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Repost if you’re on Bluesky
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I am so fucking sick of "praise kink" stuff going around can we just normalise treating our sexual partners with respect and kindness as a baseline?
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Duffman!! *thrusts* oh yeah!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
In my experience people love shooting messengers
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I'm gonna try this new thing called: giving up
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I love him but GOD i have the most annoying son on Earth
February 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Omg I just now found out about the little + that lets you yap more omg.......
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Also photo of me will be deleted in t-minus 10 minutes
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I'm so FUCKING angry!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Like ooooh they're gonna get me
I really wish I didn't have the anxious disposition of someone being hunted for sport
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Spare 6 uwu?
February #promosky

「 ✦ Joey ✦ 」₍^. .^₎⟆

˙⋆✮Games
✰ DotA 2 (Immortal)
✰ Slay the Spire

˙⋆✮Anime
✰ Naruto <33
✰ Most Shonen(ง︡'-'︠)ง

˙⋆✮Writing
✰ I write a Fantasy series that has a finished book! If you like reading please check it out (first chapter is my pinned !)

↻ + ♡︎ Appreciated
February 12, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I really wish I didn't have the anxious disposition of someone being hunted for sport
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 AM