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@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social
MDNI.
22. he/him. alternative. Naruto fanatic. certified Kakashiholic.
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and if i lick my screen when kakashi's shirt flows in the wind you shut the fuck up
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i should name my rose toy hudson and my clit williams
January 29, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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"let people enjoy things" doesn't apply to AI btw 🫶🏻 stop wasting water
January 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Sorry but why did I once fall down a fjord in Norway collecting valuable functional group and carbon emission data if tech overlords were simply going to decide it was fine to hallucinate science into textable reality
OpenAI just released Prism, a LaTeX editor with embedded ChatGPT for free.
Writing a paper has never been easier.
Clogging the scientific publishing pipeline has never been easier.
It took me 54 seconds to write up an experiment I did not actually conduct.

prism.openai.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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"[thing] isn't cool anymore" you could not pay me to care
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
sometimes you have to text your bsf like a needy, clingy ex
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
guys i very rarely watch movies. like i live under a rock. can you give recs of movies where the main characters are poc? any genre, gen
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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i love critical thinking i love using context clues to arrive at conclusions
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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i like attention but i also hate attention but i also like socializing and talking to people but i also hate socializing and talking to people
January 28, 2026 at 3:56 AM
some commentary yt videos is just rebranded misogyny, masked as "no, this is against a man!"

meanwhile 80% of the argument against the man is that his partner (a woman) is a whore.. look into the abyss and see how it's staring at you like you're fucking stupid
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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i wish cats had phones so you could text them while you’re at work
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 AM
@cabbage-chan.bsky.social just sentenced me to sleep through psychological warfare and cyberbullying. put her in a salad
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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its always “you’re hot” and never “your brain is so alluring i want to rip it out and kiss it”
January 27, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY STRAWPAGE!! (still no oc page sadly 🥀)

send gimmicks? 👀

cemion.straw.page
cemion's strawpage
cemion's strawpage
cemion.straw.page
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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brain fog isn’t even that accurate of a term it looks like silent hill up there
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
OOMFS. yeah, you. give me ur funniest mutuals.. the unhinged ones.. the freaks.. i need more content
January 27, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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do not use c. ai!!! i will sext with you as your favourite character FOR FREE and i won’t consume any water while doing so
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
looking at the most beautiful, coolest woman on earth on the bus rn. i get why religions were made, i get why deities exist
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 PM
i know i'm delusional because i fully believe i could represent myself in court
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 PM
ive accidentally saved three posts in a row without noticing.. sorry oomfs
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 PM
people will kill insects because they're a perceived threat but will GASP when a woman poisons her abusive husband 😐 let the man die idc. he's a threat to society as a whole imo
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 10:02 PM
whoever did this is so real
January 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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sorry but it is funny asf seeing people say they skip the hollanov sex scenes in the show like… sex is literally such an important aspect of their relationship n u can learn so much abt their dynamic n feelings for each other thru their sex like… 😭💔
January 26, 2026 at 9:11 PM