Im telling you, the first band that embraces Mutant League Football is gonna get a Decibel cover

I’ve got dozens of suggestions for you based on hundreds of podcast conversations.

I spend 40 hours a week wading through blood and guts and my reward is that I have to be in charge of 20 nurses and hundreds of patients a day now

Everyone wants to penetrate Jude Law. Jennifer Jason Leigh, Willem Defoe, me

There are 1,130,390 pages in this category. That is far fewer people than I was led to believe were around.

fuck lmao

The second one, especially, was real bad. Thank you my friend.

Maybe I’ll put on a lighter movie before bed, like Bringing out the Dead

They have some kind of standard corporate policy thing. I’m just grousing into the ether cuz I don’t really want to bring this stuff home.

Over the last couple days:
-self inflicted gun shot to the head
-unsuccessful neonatal code blue
-severed leg
-early 20s fall with complete paralysis

If I didn’t have fantasy football I would fucking lose it

I don't know how many times Friedkin filmed a tire driving over a crumbling edge but every single time I said "oh god oh fuck oh shit"

You leave a man home alone for a few hours and he’s gonna hurt himself with a halfass vocal impression. It’s just human nature.