Joe 🌳
@joethearborist.bsky.social
Consulting Arborist | Jersey Born | Adopted Canadian | Tree Protector 🌳 | Site Plan Critic | Weather Geek | Mets Fan
Ask me anything about trees!
Ask me anything about trees!
Yeah confirmed good guy. Need to see more of this.
I was lucky enough that my parents moved to Medford Lakes so he was my congressman up until he got to the Senate. Sadly could never make it down from Canada to canvass
I was lucky enough that my parents moved to Medford Lakes so he was my congressman up until he got to the Senate. Sadly could never make it down from Canada to canvass
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yeah confirmed good guy. Need to see more of this.
I was lucky enough that my parents moved to Medford Lakes so he was my congressman up until he got to the Senate. Sadly could never make it down from Canada to canvass
I was lucky enough that my parents moved to Medford Lakes so he was my congressman up until he got to the Senate. Sadly could never make it down from Canada to canvass
Red maples are criminally underrated as a flowering tree.
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Red maples are criminally underrated as a flowering tree.
The boys are back in town
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The boys are back in town
Tesla stock was already down 6% and steady, but then Twitter went down and the bottom fell out lmao
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Tesla stock was already down 6% and steady, but then Twitter went down and the bottom fell out lmao
This looks like shit! What happened to center consoles!?
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This looks like shit! What happened to center consoles!?
I never understood why car manufacturers made such a hard switch away from built-in screens in the center console to these ugly iPad-glued-to-dashboard setups. I'm biased, but I point to my 2019 Golf Alltrack at the last "good" car interior. Has everything today's cars have, but w/o the wonky screen
January 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I never understood why car manufacturers made such a hard switch away from built-in screens in the center console to these ugly iPad-glued-to-dashboard setups. I'm biased, but I point to my 2019 Golf Alltrack at the last "good" car interior. Has everything today's cars have, but w/o the wonky screen
Selections from my time surveying street trees in Baltimore 7 years ago
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Selections from my time surveying street trees in Baltimore 7 years ago
Shoutout to my blanketflowers, echinaceas, and coreopsis who are still blooming despite it being basically winter
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Shoutout to my blanketflowers, echinaceas, and coreopsis who are still blooming despite it being basically winter
Got dropped a blessed list of apple cultivars in an inventory dataset. Tag yourself, I'm "Winter Banana"
November 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Got dropped a blessed list of apple cultivars in an inventory dataset. Tag yourself, I'm "Winter Banana"
Geeked tf out over this witch hazel I found in Crothers Woods today while doing a survey. Only 10 feet tall with a 4" trunk but that is massive for this species considering were at the far northern end of its range. Blooms in the fall(!) and the fruits mature in the spring then pop open in summer
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Geeked tf out over this witch hazel I found in Crothers Woods today while doing a survey. Only 10 feet tall with a 4" trunk but that is massive for this species considering were at the far northern end of its range. Blooms in the fall(!) and the fruits mature in the spring then pop open in summer
She's only 1 and 1/2 and is already helping to spread native aster seeds for next year :). Once they come up next year I'm gonna show her this video so she can see how they came from these seeds 🌼
November 12, 2024 at 1:48 PM
She's only 1 and 1/2 and is already helping to spread native aster seeds for next year :). Once they come up next year I'm gonna show her this video so she can see how they came from these seeds 🌼
Been working with a client to cantilever their new house over the roots of two big neighbor owned spruce trees, the original plans cut through all their roots up to the property line, had to cut a hole in the shoring to pour a corner footing and support column. Everything starting to come together!
November 11, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Been working with a client to cantilever their new house over the roots of two big neighbor owned spruce trees, the original plans cut through all their roots up to the property line, had to cut a hole in the shoring to pour a corner footing and support column. Everything starting to come together!
Hold on I got a sneak preview of the permit set after design review.
November 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Hold on I got a sneak preview of the permit set after design review.
If you walked past the Bedford and Bloor timmies this morning chances are my daughter said hi
November 11, 2024 at 2:52 PM
If you walked past the Bedford and Bloor timmies this morning chances are my daughter said hi
Revving up this account after a year of tweeting, following way fewer pundits and way more normal people whom I like. Here's a sugar maple from last week :)
November 7, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Revving up this account after a year of tweeting, following way fewer pundits and way more normal people whom I like. Here's a sugar maple from last week :)
Ah yes, powerful AI tools
October 2, 2023 at 4:11 PM
Ah yes, powerful AI tools
Spiderbro hasnt shown up for a few nights. Hope he's well somewhere else, or at peace having lived a life of eating the mosquitos over my back porch. Cheers, bud.
September 29, 2023 at 12:26 AM
Spiderbro hasnt shown up for a few nights. Hope he's well somewhere else, or at peace having lived a life of eating the mosquitos over my back porch. Cheers, bud.
Met the most *fecund* plum tree this week. Mf had more plums than leaves 👁️👄👁️
August 6, 2023 at 12:25 PM
Met the most *fecund* plum tree this week. Mf had more plums than leaves 👁️👄👁️
My sempervivum is finally blooming and this lad is e r e c t.
July 29, 2023 at 1:56 AM
My sempervivum is finally blooming and this lad is e r e c t.
London really has a stellar logo. Simple tree, 6 leaves radially symmetrical around the middle, ringed by 6 more leaves, each ringed by 3 more leaves. That's something a kid can remember. It would even work well on a flag, like one you'd see on a medieval standard. Fantastic
July 26, 2023 at 9:34 PM
London really has a stellar logo. Simple tree, 6 leaves radially symmetrical around the middle, ringed by 6 more leaves, each ringed by 3 more leaves. That's something a kid can remember. It would even work well on a flag, like one you'd see on a medieval standard. Fantastic
I'm on vacation this week so this doesn't count
July 26, 2023 at 12:15 PM
I'm on vacation this week so this doesn't count
Very few trees have defense mechanisms that scream "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME" as effectively as the Devil's Walking Stick, Aralia spinosa. Every inch right down to the leaf stems are covered in spines. Im lucky enough to have some growing in a ravine nearby. Rock on, spiky bros ✊
July 25, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Very few trees have defense mechanisms that scream "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH ME" as effectively as the Devil's Walking Stick, Aralia spinosa. Every inch right down to the leaf stems are covered in spines. Im lucky enough to have some growing in a ravine nearby. Rock on, spiky bros ✊
for shits and gigs I threw this through an AI generator to complete the look. It murdered your tattoos lmao
July 25, 2023 at 3:33 PM
for shits and gigs I threw this through an AI generator to complete the look. It murdered your tattoos lmao