Joe Tambien
@joetambien.bsky.social
Just a regular guy who is all out of bubble gum.
The real gift of AI slop is to make every human feel better about their writing.
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The real gift of AI slop is to make every human feel better about their writing.
I think everyone is waiting for a single, heroic reporter to put their career on the line to say that the emperor has no clothes.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I think everyone is waiting for a single, heroic reporter to put their career on the line to say that the emperor has no clothes.
Where are the other reporters?
“How dare you speak to my colleague like that. I expect better of our President.”
“How dare you speak to my colleague like that. I expect better of our President.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Where are the other reporters?
“How dare you speak to my colleague like that. I expect better of our President.”
“How dare you speak to my colleague like that. I expect better of our President.”
“Spent some time with”, “hiking the Appalachian trail”…we’re running out of euphemisms.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Spent some time with”, “hiking the Appalachian trail”…we’re running out of euphemisms.
I stopped giving years ago because of their homophobic stance.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I stopped giving years ago because of their homophobic stance.
Does California have an extradition treaty with the United States?
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Does California have an extradition treaty with the United States?
Such sly, witty guys.
Honestly, I’m so tired of the ruling classes behaving like schoolyard bullies .
Honestly, I’m so tired of the ruling classes behaving like schoolyard bullies .
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Such sly, witty guys.
Honestly, I’m so tired of the ruling classes behaving like schoolyard bullies .
Honestly, I’m so tired of the ruling classes behaving like schoolyard bullies .
The whole lizard people thing is ending more and more credible every day.
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The whole lizard people thing is ending more and more credible every day.
Make things so complicated that they are almost impossible to understand, and then expect the “informed consumer“ to understand them and make smart choices.
It’s all a lie. It will be unbearably complicated and impossible to parse, precisely so they can take much more from you and give back less.
It’s all a lie. It will be unbearably complicated and impossible to parse, precisely so they can take much more from you and give back less.
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Make things so complicated that they are almost impossible to understand, and then expect the “informed consumer“ to understand them and make smart choices.
It’s all a lie. It will be unbearably complicated and impossible to parse, precisely so they can take much more from you and give back less.
It’s all a lie. It will be unbearably complicated and impossible to parse, precisely so they can take much more from you and give back less.
I am trying to understand how the rich, white heir to a frozen dinner fortune never encounters racism.
‘Tis a mystery for sure.
‘Tis a mystery for sure.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I am trying to understand how the rich, white heir to a frozen dinner fortune never encounters racism.
‘Tis a mystery for sure.
‘Tis a mystery for sure.
They always lacked a sense of happiness and contentment. Hence the pursuit - and hoarding - of money. But that only aggravates the lack of sufficiency.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
They always lacked a sense of happiness and contentment. Hence the pursuit - and hoarding - of money. But that only aggravates the lack of sufficiency.
AI telling me that the whole problem is free will. Can’t imagine how this fucks up.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
AI telling me that the whole problem is free will. Can’t imagine how this fucks up.
Thank God for paywalls!
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Thank God for paywalls!
Inhumane is their brand.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Inhumane is their brand.
The answer to every seemingly inexplicable question is always greed.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The answer to every seemingly inexplicable question is always greed.
It’s the one obvious thing he’s not doing.
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s the one obvious thing he’s not doing.
If they’re going to cave to Republican demand, there might as well be Republicans in their place.
Bite the bullet and elect real progressive Democrats.
Bite the bullet and elect real progressive Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If they’re going to cave to Republican demand, there might as well be Republicans in their place.
Bite the bullet and elect real progressive Democrats.
Bite the bullet and elect real progressive Democrats.
Really, that’s all it means? Big if true.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Really, that’s all it means? Big if true.
I almost fell for one of those, but then I realized that I’d been crazy gullible to believe the President would actually tweet out a video of the himself shitting on Americans.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I almost fell for one of those, but then I realized that I’d been crazy gullible to believe the President would actually tweet out a video of the himself shitting on Americans.
Unctuousness personified.
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Unctuousness personified.
Let’s call the whole thing off!
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Let’s call the whole thing off!
The only thing he’s inoculated against is decency.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The only thing he’s inoculated against is decency.
I dunno know, man. Clocking in at 9 o’clock and out at 5, allows one to do all kinds of things like raise your kids, look after your aging parents, or volunteer in the community. Pretty sure the “lost my mind“ guy hasn’t made those choices - or is even aware of them. He kinda sounds like a dick.
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I dunno know, man. Clocking in at 9 o’clock and out at 5, allows one to do all kinds of things like raise your kids, look after your aging parents, or volunteer in the community. Pretty sure the “lost my mind“ guy hasn’t made those choices - or is even aware of them. He kinda sounds like a dick.