Dude is out here parking his truck like it cheated on him.

My son’s sight word need to settle down

Here’s a hack for all the parents complaining about having to do Elf on the Shelf.

Fuckin NICE. Killing it this weekend. One problem, @dunkin.bsky.social: I never eat in, always eat out.

Nice. Of my top 10 “highest I’ve ever been” experiences, 2 of them were at Navy Pier watching Avatar