Dude is out here parking his truck like it cheated on him.

My son’s sight word need to settle down

Here’s a hack for all the parents complaining about having to do Elf on the Shelf.

I need like, one more Matthew Perry before Thanksgiving and radical fluctuation in gas prices to give my families enough to talk about to avoid the real world.

Fuckin NICE. Killing it this weekend. One problem, @dunkin.bsky.social: I never eat in, always eat out.

Nice. Of my top 10 “highest I’ve ever been” experiences, 2 of them were at Navy Pier watching Avatar