He went to Harbor Springs (MI) High School and played for an 8-1 Rams team that only lost to their 9-0 division rival.

Here's the team photo. He's number 63.

This honestly made the decision easy. Get a throwback with his name and number from 1957 on it. It can't hurt, right? ⁶

This guy took me to my first game. Lions vs. Dolphins at the Silverdome in 1991. Barry vs. Marino. Seats right behind the band over the tunnel. I still have the ticket stubs - remember those things? Great game. I was thrilled to get a high-five from Lomas Brown. ⁴

Back on October 30, 2022, the Lions lost to the Dolphins. I was wearing this Joey Harrington jersey I've owned for years.

I swear it's cursed. If I wore it, they lost, often in really crappy ways (NFL-record FG?). ²

There's a story behind this @detroitlions.bsky.social jersey I wear every GameDay.

This post will be a thread. If you've heard it from other socials, bear with me. ¹

Well...Hail Satan, then.

It'll get worse for all of you when I get there and take over. Pineapples for all MAGAts.

IYKYK.

They FA'd, they FO'd. They won't like Franklin County Jail.

Sometimes, Whisper lets Caramel sunggle.

I think Elon didn't like that I told an anti-vaxxer that believes vaccines cause autism to go grind on razor wire.

Damn. Lol.

I wonder...

What can I do with these today? I'll have...about 5 hours alone on no sleep.

Let's see what happens.

I'm sure ALL of those federal workers that voted for Trump will have their jobs.

They will be screaming "THE LEOPARDS AFTER MY FACE!" in a few months.

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