Joe Shorter ⚜️
@joeshorter.bsky.social
(he/him) Blerd. NOLA Ex-Pat. Tulane Alum. Democrat. 🐩 Dad. Data Nerd. DEI Champion. Sports Fan. Ravenclaw. My opinion is my own. #RollWave #WhoDat #COYG #NOLAGold #ReyLo #SaveTheAcolyte #SaveProdigy #KHive
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Submitted without comment.
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Submitted without comment.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
He spits hot fire!
July 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
He spits hot fire!
First saw this in a video about him. Statistically, his closest match in the league is Bukayo Saka. If he can rotate with Saka and provide cover on the left then we have some attacking depth.
theanalyst.com/football/pla...
theanalyst.com/football/pla...
July 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
First saw this in a video about him. Statistically, his closest match in the league is Bukayo Saka. If he can rotate with Saka and provide cover on the left then we have some attacking depth.
theanalyst.com/football/pla...
theanalyst.com/football/pla...
How about we don't.
July 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
How about we don't.
These two refused to get me anything for Father's Day. They told me, "we don't believe in your silly little holidays because we're dogs". Very convenient excuse...
June 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
These two refused to get me anything for Father's Day. They told me, "we don't believe in your silly little holidays because we're dogs". Very convenient excuse...
Check these out. And there are more "fun" lists I'm on from a few months ago. Like WTF, y'all?
June 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Check these out. And there are more "fun" lists I'm on from a few months ago. Like WTF, y'all?
Twenty minutes later:
June 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Twenty minutes later:
From earlier this week, and I expect more.
June 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
From earlier this week, and I expect more.
Blocking this anti-Semitic and deranged individual who celebrates murderers. Also, I can guarantee you that I'm more well-read than this child who wants to call me "illiterate". 😂
May 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Blocking this anti-Semitic and deranged individual who celebrates murderers. Also, I can guarantee you that I'm more well-read than this child who wants to call me "illiterate". 😂
Of course I blocked this waste of oxygen.
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Of course I blocked this waste of oxygen.
The NFL has a salary floor in addition to a salary cap, so the money has to be spent regardless. While part of the revenue comes from tickets and merchandise, the salary cap is based primarily on the shared television revenue. But my pointing that out is somehow "critically negative"...
May 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The NFL has a salary floor in addition to a salary cap, so the money has to be spent regardless. While part of the revenue comes from tickets and merchandise, the salary cap is based primarily on the shared television revenue. But my pointing that out is somehow "critically negative"...
I'm not required to be nice to Sea Lions.
May 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I'm not required to be nice to Sea Lions.
Ruby the Poodle killed a bird today.
April 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ruby the Poodle killed a bird today.
For those who come across this after the block:
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For those who come across this after the block:
There it is. Both anti-Semitic and homophobic.
April 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There it is. Both anti-Semitic and homophobic.
After today's trip to the groomer.
April 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
After today's trip to the groomer.