Tell em to fuck off

"went to Oxford University"... Once as a sightseer

Lovely commitment to the punchline. 8/8 over a skipping riddim

Haha look at you, you fresh faced munchkin

Star Crash featuring The Hoff?

Shot dogs

Eggsistential question

Oh fuck off. bROoCH you cunts

I advise subscribing to The Nerve, founded by several of the brilliant journalists who lost their jobs/left in the madness. I think I'm right in saying it's run by women and they've chucked all their redundancy money into it!!
Stewart Lee's column continues therein :) Worth it just for that imo

Short sentences. They make me sound like Hemingway. Or one of those guys. A hunter. A predator with pecs. A man. What is a man? He didn't anyway or will not. It is the place of us all to understand.
5am, octember 1. 28,000 trees exploded.
It is logical if not necessary. Boobs.