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Brad Pitt as Mickey in movie
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Book launch 30 Nov for anticulturalist manifesto

I don't often perform so this is a rarity if you're into it

Pay as you like: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/broken-sle...

#anticulturalist #book #launch #performance
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Cat
A lovely pink nose is the focus of a close up photo of ikey cat. He has a mostly white face with big green eyes and light brown and black tabby markings on his forehead and ears.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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but there are cats
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Ikey Cat and Rusty Cat said you were cool
Ike is a white, black and brown longhaired cat and Rusty is much smaller ginger tabby (he is a German Rex breed, apparently). They are both cuddled up and sleeping on a bed and look ridiculously cute.
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Ikey says miaow too
A close up of ikey cat. He is a beautiful cat with deep green eyes and a ridiculously pink little nose. His whiskers are huge and we have a close up of his lovely face. He is fluffy and if you were here he would demand cuddles and sit on your lap tapping your hand with his little paw,and purr.
October 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Poor old Rene's online activities have been curtailed...
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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What is this... A bed for ANTS??
Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander. Model.pose looking at the camera in close up portrait. He pouts hilariously. Empty box on purple and blue Wheely bins. Text on box reads: compact 6 leg sleep system. There is also a picture of a grey and flimsy looking camp bed.
September 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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#PublicationDay #PeakyBlinders #PeakyBlindersMovie #CillianMurphy #QuizBook #BonnierPublishing @bonnierbooks_uk

Out today 4 Sept in all your fave bookshops and online whatnots, e.g.
www.amazon.co.uk/Peaky-Blinde...
The Peaky Blinders Quiz Book by Joe Shooman. The cover shows illustrations of Arthur, Tommy and Grace in a stylised graphic. They all look very dapper. Back cover of Peaky Blinders quiz book. Text reads: Do you know your Tommys from your Arthurs when it comes to the Shelby Family? Do you know your bookies from your chalkers? And can you name all the Peaky Blinder-approved drinking establishments? By order of the Peaky Blinders, it's time to test your knowledge and love of the hit show to become the ultimate Peaky Blinder. Inside The Unofficial Peaky Blinders Quiz Book you'll find over 500 questions designed to put your Peaky knowledge to the ultimate test. Taking you through all six series, through the intense rivalries and the epic love affairs, with extra games and challenges, whether you're a casual viewer or a regular binger this has all Peaky fans covered. So don your flat cap, shine those shoes - it's time to get quizzing!
September 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Rusty Cat says hiyaa
A gorgeous ginger cat sits on a flowery mat. The cat is called Rusty and he looks like puss in boots
August 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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new #poem for this #hazy #psychedelic #heat
Another Rapscallion Ritual Collectively, our dreams form the Dream of the World interpolations from incomplete sensory information dragging our feet through a graceless exposition only functioning at all through an incomplete common agreement How do you explain colour to someone blind from birth? Could she be a Shaman? Or another fleeting irritant? what we call love befuddles these dimensions One day we shall die. But all the other days we shall be alive All moments are always happening: time is of no consequence Scribe my enervated back with a switch of burning sage What energy it takes to construct another rapscallion ritual - we must find places where we can find each other. Yet simulacra abound, invariably symptoms of the same disease Is it impossible or merely inadvisable to unravel our illusions? What does it mean to dream that you cannot awake?
July 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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prefiero cava pero se depende que cosas especiales hay con que los hace...
the top of a letter which reads: Dear All, we are sending the following press release by Follador Prosecco winery. There is also a small crest for Follador.
July 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Vegan Top Gun swag
July 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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A still from the Simpsons. A yellow hand holds up a tin that says: Nuts and Gum. Together at last! On the wall there is a cupboard and beneath it there are the tops of two yellow jars. A child's hand painting of a red turkey on a green background is pinned to a notice board, which also has a mostly-hidden picture of a grey dinosaur, and another note which is writing we can't decipher.
June 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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New poem
A Ket-hole Jester’s Interface Cyberspite redundancy, a crackpipe fire diplomacy A buggled brainstem’s wild guesses constitute reality Scribbled schemes amid misgivings, clusterbombs of culture schisms Beach mandala washed away, reminder of mortality Beautiful impermanence, a precious rare humanity All actions have consequences, cycles of experiences Whose holy is the holy land? How gracious is the gun in hand? A ket-hole jester’s interface incepts the Western fash command Dungheads dumbworms duping rotten, Luigi smashed the trolley problem But even spirits have their limits, curse the world and all that’s in it Mirror image man to pig to meth-soaked crawling beastly cryptid Heathen prayers to absent Gods to call down crashing cleansing floods Hold me like a sleeping otter washed away by filthy water The metal spiking weir gets closer, grab me tight as we go over All we knew has flashed on by so let’s get ready for the dive Into delusion; cloven hoofs present the apples of untruth.
March 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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A still from a modern Planet of the Apes movie. A chimpanzee is talking to an Orang Utan. They are by some building and a fence. A caption indicates that the chimp is saying "Apes together strong"
March 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
A photo of Keir Starmer looking at his notes on a lecturn, standing in front of a US flag and a UK flag. He is mid-speech. There is a caption reading 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
February 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This just in...
An extreme close up of the beautiful white face of a cat with green eyes and pink nose
January 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Algorithms...
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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See that book there in the corner? I wrote that I did
December 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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PROBS time to stop pretending to work now given the last thing I did of any actual effort was locating, downloading, editing, and uploading a pic of Craig McLachlan. It was worth it (it wasn't worth it).

Anyway here he is being HUNK OF THE 1990s.
the Australian actor Craig McLachlan, muscular torso visible behind red tank top. He has 1990s bleached long curls that are a near-mullet. Craig is holding a red guitar a bit weirdly and looking questioningly at the camera with eyes of pure blue. Craig looks like the most 1990s Aussie man in the universe.
December 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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100% right. It's the hardest thing to achieve but it's vital to promote the good stuff cause we usually bury it when things are crap, viz.:
"And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" - Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country
December 3, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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from the ever mighty @vizcomic.bsky.social:
A cartoon of the interior of a Hat Shop. An assistant is selling a hat to a customer. In the background, another customer checks how the hat looks in a mirror. A third customer is in a changing room - where the curtain comes down only to the middle of his face, obscuring the hat, rather than the full-body curtains you see in clothes shops!
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM