Praise the Lord and pass the munchkins ...

Bless your hearts, as we never said back in Brooklyn ...

I once heard historic preservation and landmarking called "a society's admission that it can't do better." Saarinen's iconic terminal? Can't do better. The mobile lounges? An awful idea then, disastrous now. Maybe keep one landside as a museum piece. Otherwise, off with their heads ...

Alternate hed: Shameless Newspaper in Shameful Coverup ..

Priest: "The candy of Christ."
Communicant: "Amen."

And, of course, the home of most Republican voters in NYC is Staten Island, which has free ferries...

LH also used Porsches in the beginning ...

Sigourney Weaver and Selina Cadell (who plays Mrs. Tishell, the pharmacist) are long-time friends. That's the connection. Weaver made two appearances on the show several seasons apart.

Sometimes you feel like a nut ...

Conveniently, there's a "Lock Her Up" Lounge for VVIP guests. Or, you know, use your Priority Pass ...

Most Americans can't find Europe on a map. And you want them to use UTC? Good luck with that ...