Dr. Joseph Schmuckatelli IV, Ed.D.
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Dr. Joseph Schmuckatelli IV, Ed.D.
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Lifelong LAFC supporter. Trojan. Gooner. Antifascist soccer dad.
“I live in California, everywhere else can s*ck my d*ck” - @dollarbillbluez
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Like what the fuck.
Kamala Harris posts a heartfelt tribute to recently deceased war criminal and profiteer Dick Cheney.
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Like check what I wrote. Do an article about me.
November 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This is the Fox 2/5 skull. I have this tattooed on my back. It reflects my service in this unit of the Marine Corps but does not in any way pay homage to Nazis. It’s more of an homage to the Jolly Roger since the company specializes in small boat raids.
The unofficial but traditional logo of Fox Company, 2nd Battalion, 5th Marine Regiment. It features a black heart overlaid by a skull wearing a “boonie” cover, with an M16 rifle, a K-BAR knife and a broken oar crossed behind, and the text “Fox 2 5 Blackhearts.” The nickname Blackhearts has been used by the company since at least the 1990’s.
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Gonna play this on repeat all day.
A screenshot of a Spotify screen for “Unshaken” by D’Angelo from the Red Dead Redemption II soundtrack.
October 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Excuse you
Sir Patrick Stewart in the role of Captain Jean Luc Picard who is in the role of Robin Hood, along with the rest of the Enterprise bridge crew in various roles as Merry Men. From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode “Qpid” (1991).
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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YALL
A fake ass AI generated poster of a nonexistent sequel to Waiting To Exhale
September 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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My stinky girl got spayed today.
My dog in an Elizabethan dog collar sitting in my car.
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Lmao. Anyway. I am very happy about today’s events.
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Perfectly normal stuff happening
August 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Peter Griffin stares at his radio and says “I’m not sure about any of that.” From “Family Guy”
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Yall there’s some actual nature in Costa Rica. Like animals n shit.
An iguana sitting on a log Two iguanas on a sidewalk and grass Colorful macaws in a tree A sloth hanging from a branch
August 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Greetings from Costa Rica
Me holding a can of Imperial beer in Costa Rica
August 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Me, circa 2009.
A flip phone mirror selfie of me in a Mac Dre t shirt
July 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Who’s gonna be in NOLA this weekend?
announcement for the “Waiting to Exhale” concert at Essence Fest in New Orleans, Louisiana on Sunday, July 6, 2025; presented by Adam Blackstone and featuring Andra Day, Keke Palmer, Yolanda Adams, Deborah Cox, Tamar Braxton, Chante Moore, India Shawn, Brittney Spencer & more
July 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Those block lists work
June 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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No goat on the menu so we went with oxtail
My son in front of a table of oxtail and rice, plantain and chicken wings
June 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Had Nando’s for the first time today and might go back again tomorrow. So good

I have been highkey feasting here in London. Immigration really saved this city.
A boy in a red Adidas jacket eats a chicken breast from Nando’s
June 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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We hate Tottenham
A father and son who hate Tottenham
June 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Lmao
The famous photograph of a man standing in front of a tank column from the 1989 Tienamen Square protests in China. Text in Mandarin says “Chinese followers, what does this image mean to you?,” followed by “what happened during the Great Cultural Revolution of 1966-1975” and finally “how do you feel about the country we call Taiwan?” Image was originally posted to Rednote. A screenshot of a Rednote user’s account that has been banned.
May 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Check my guy out
May 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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A picture I’m going to recreate this summer
Fat man on a beach
May 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A film(s) that takes place where you’re from. (Nobody makes movies about Fresno)
A movie poster for the film Addicted to Fresno that features Judy Greer, Natasha Lyonne and Aubrey Plaza
April 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Look at the wheels
March 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Those German genes are strong
A 10-year old soccer player leaps through the air with one leg extended to kick the ball in midair The Bundesliga logo which depicts a silhouette of a soccer player leaping through the air with a leg extended striking the ball
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM