I say this with all sincerity: everyone had a great draft and I would have watched another 10 rounds of picks.

That said: @kentremendous.bsky.social won and I don't think it's especially close. "Wonderful Christmastime" is probably Jerry Jones's favorite all-time song.

Dinosaurb

Now THAT'S the guy whose opinions I want on violent rhetoric /s (Also I'm so sorry that happened to you, that's horrifying)

Statcast data! And baseball data in general. It's wild the stuff we can see now.

@bencollins.bsky.social My wife said Brain Force Plus sounds like a superhero cartoon and now all I can think about is how I'm fully hoping that's the direction it goes

60-60?

At a certain point, he's not even trying to hide his extraterrestrial powers from us anymore. He's practically daring us to call his bluff as the world's first intergalactic athlete, sent here to break our sports and make us obsess over flight trackers

Math checks out

Found it!

I think this is a direct quote from Catbert, actually

You are taking this better than I would have. I'd be busy convincing Elon Musk to buy Underdog so it self-immolated within a month. Welcome back!

Wanna do a SmarterChild MadLib with me while I burn you a copy of Ocean Avenue?

This helps TREMENDOUSLY, thank you!