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Joe St. Germain
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Listen, it's a terrible time for media outlets in general right now, which makes this headline (and whole story, really) all the more special.
today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Oh, and one more that's near and dear to me: Food Pairings allourideas.org/foodpairs
February 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM
If you're like me, the second someone reveals the existence of a ranked pairs platform to you, your first step is to immediately throw everything aside and create your own polls: www.allourideas.org/pokedex
February 9, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My Substack grew from one to two subs sometime last month. If these trends continue, I can finally quit my day job and write full time in June of 43689!
December 4, 2023 at 7:22 PM