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joe
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front end engineer @ fastly

📍Frome, Somerset, UK
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Text reads: “a rabbit as seen by a man” featuring a low-res halftone rendering of a rabbit in brown. An excerpt from a bird book published in the 1980s
August 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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but now if they did this with pokémon red and blue (first love is the deepest)
it’s the translucent purple game boy color, titan of design
July 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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holy heck this feels good rn
hourly weather forecast showing a steep temperature drop from 28°C to 17°C between 22:00 and 23:00
June 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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the absolute quality of this one from my partner. UK homme?
a text sent to me saying "bing baint-baens, sing saint-saens"
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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A while ago I gave my six year old a stack of Chaos Kitty stickers (c/o @shortridge.bsky.social 💖) and every now and then a new one pops up
A holographic chaos kitty sticker on a door frame next to some light switches (which also have stickers on them)
June 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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🥹 this photobook looks 💖

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
A father drinks a glass of wine at the dining table with a child folded at the waist and wedged between his back and the back of the seat. Photo by Kirsten Lewis from her book Unsupervised
June 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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looking for a cute basketball player to help me tie my shoe
she’s looking cute posing in front of a golden state warriors sign but the shoe on one foot has the laces untied
May 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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on the plane / off the plane
grumpy selfie in a plane bathroom. Fleece on, baseball cap on. Hair is looking okay! bedraggled selfie in a unfathomably sunny London coffee shop. hair is a mess, body is exhausted and gross
May 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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went to sf and basically the only picture i took this time was of my private gene friend
A sunny evening in San Francisco, a road sign attached to a lamppost reads “Private Gene Friend”. There’s an unexpectedly nice tree behind it with red bark catching the sunlight
May 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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6 months since my last run cuz parenting has been incredibly hard. it was fun, but why’d I choose to make it so hilly?
Run stats over a picture of a factory style building next to a river through some trees. Stats: - 2.5 miles - 27:59 minutes - 11:10 minutes per mile - -23ft min elevation - 374ft max elevation Location: Frome, England
April 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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pov you’re having afternoon tea with me
me supping from a dainty tea cup with a tower of plates on a stand, featuring: finger sandwiches, scones and fruit. It’s on one of those table cloths too! The lacy ones. There’s also a big hunk of chocolate cake in the foreground. It was good.
April 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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partner and i feeling sick and youngest has chickenpox so pretty housebound. neighbours dropped around bakery treats 🥰 get yourself neighbours like mine 💕
cinnamon bun, morning bun and a croissant each on a plate. also a glass pitcher of coffee and two cups.
March 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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breakfast aftermath earlier this week
An artfully framed (if I say so myself) side plate with a smear of egg yolk and a single piece of breakfast cereal (a weeto) in the lower right
March 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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parenting is full of these moments
“They don’t know” meme saying “They don’t know I fixed a tumble drier before stand up”
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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cherry tree is blooming 😌
A small garden cherry tree with pinkish-white blooms. A blackbird stands on the fence behind, against a pale blue sky and some early morning golden sunshine
March 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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See also the Microlino, from the folks that brought you Micro Scooters 🤣
Tiny red bubble car where you enter from the front of the vehicle: the microlino
March 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Headline about Pope Francis that, with a redaction in the middle reads “Pope Francis has had a stable day, Vatican says”
March 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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sorry the old guy got sick but the headlines are cute (if you remove the mentions of respiratory problems)
Headline about Pope Francis that, with a redaction in the middle reads “Pope Francis spends peaceful night, Vatican says”
March 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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made some pretty noodles for my kid. one forkful was eaten 🥲
a small bowl of peanut butter and pickled cucumber noodles, topped with black and white sesame
March 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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i cant understand him but i need him to trust me
Screenshot of a “people also ask” section of a Google search, featuring two excellent questions: what are wood pigeons saying? How do you get a wood pigeon to trust you?
February 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Surprisingly spoiled for choice in such lil town! My #1 closed last year though 🥺
Exterior of a coffee shop called Frama on Cheap Street, Frome.
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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On date night, your chin needs support
it’s me! at a cosy restaurant with my hand on my chin it’s my partner, at a cosy restaurant, hand on chin
January 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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suki 🫶🏻
a sweet lil whippet in a coffee shop, winter sun on her face
January 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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saturday is for paper planes 💜
Young hands folding a paper plane on a wooden table
January 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Whippet in the snow, Queens Park Jan 2019 🥹 Take me back!
A red fawn whippet sat in the park in a light dusting of snow wearing a green coat. She’s looking dainty and the trees are wintry.
January 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM