Joe Newman-Getzler
@joenewmangetzler.bsky.social
NYC-based puppeteer, writer, director, and usher (mostly that). Keep calm, and Bara Bada Bastu!
2024: 🇸🇪 IFK Malmö
2025: 🇨🇭 FC Basel
2026: 🇦🇹 First Vienna
2025: 🇨🇭 FC Basel
2026: 🇦🇹 First Vienna
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
2024: 🇸🇪 IFK Malmö
2025: 🇨🇭 FC Basel
2026: 🇦🇹 First Vienna
2025: 🇨🇭 FC Basel
2026: 🇦🇹 First Vienna
2010: 🇳🇴 FC Oslo
2011: 🇩🇪 Fortuna Düsseldorf
2012: 🇦🇿 Sabah
2013: 🇸🇪 FC Rosengård 1917
2014: 🇩🇰 Brøndby IF
2015: 🇦🇹 Rapid Wien
2016: 🇸🇪 Brommapojkarna
2017: 🇺🇦 Obolon Kyiv
2018: 🇵🇹 Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: 🇳🇱 Feyenoord
2022: 🇮🇹 Juventus
2023: 🇬🇧 Liverpool
(cont)
2011: 🇩🇪 Fortuna Düsseldorf
2012: 🇦🇿 Sabah
2013: 🇸🇪 FC Rosengård 1917
2014: 🇩🇰 Brøndby IF
2015: 🇦🇹 Rapid Wien
2016: 🇸🇪 Brommapojkarna
2017: 🇺🇦 Obolon Kyiv
2018: 🇵🇹 Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: 🇳🇱 Feyenoord
2022: 🇮🇹 Juventus
2023: 🇬🇧 Liverpool
(cont)
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
2010: 🇳🇴 FC Oslo
2011: 🇩🇪 Fortuna Düsseldorf
2012: 🇦🇿 Sabah
2013: 🇸🇪 FC Rosengård 1917
2014: 🇩🇰 Brøndby IF
2015: 🇦🇹 Rapid Wien
2016: 🇸🇪 Brommapojkarna
2017: 🇺🇦 Obolon Kyiv
2018: 🇵🇹 Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: 🇳🇱 Feyenoord
2022: 🇮🇹 Juventus
2023: 🇬🇧 Liverpool
(cont)
2011: 🇩🇪 Fortuna Düsseldorf
2012: 🇦🇿 Sabah
2013: 🇸🇪 FC Rosengård 1917
2014: 🇩🇰 Brøndby IF
2015: 🇦🇹 Rapid Wien
2016: 🇸🇪 Brommapojkarna
2017: 🇺🇦 Obolon Kyiv
2018: 🇵🇹 Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: 🇳🇱 Feyenoord
2022: 🇮🇹 Juventus
2023: 🇬🇧 Liverpool
(cont)
1999: 🇮🇱 Nordia Jerusalem
2000: 🇸🇪 AIK
2001: 🇩🇰 FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: 🇪🇪 Flora Tallinn
2003: 🇱🇻 FK RFS
2004: 🇹🇷 Galatasaray
2005: 🇺🇦 Dynamo Kyiv
2006: 🇬🇷 AEK Athens
2007: 🇫🇮 HJK
2008: 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda
2009: 🇷🇺 Spartak Moscow
(cont)
2000: 🇸🇪 AIK
2001: 🇩🇰 FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: 🇪🇪 Flora Tallinn
2003: 🇱🇻 FK RFS
2004: 🇹🇷 Galatasaray
2005: 🇺🇦 Dynamo Kyiv
2006: 🇬🇷 AEK Athens
2007: 🇫🇮 HJK
2008: 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda
2009: 🇷🇺 Spartak Moscow
(cont)
October 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
1999: 🇮🇱 Nordia Jerusalem
2000: 🇸🇪 AIK
2001: 🇩🇰 FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: 🇪🇪 Flora Tallinn
2003: 🇱🇻 FK RFS
2004: 🇹🇷 Galatasaray
2005: 🇺🇦 Dynamo Kyiv
2006: 🇬🇷 AEK Athens
2007: 🇫🇮 HJK
2008: 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda
2009: 🇷🇺 Spartak Moscow
(cont)
2000: 🇸🇪 AIK
2001: 🇩🇰 FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: 🇪🇪 Flora Tallinn
2003: 🇱🇻 FK RFS
2004: 🇹🇷 Galatasaray
2005: 🇺🇦 Dynamo Kyiv
2006: 🇬🇷 AEK Athens
2007: 🇫🇮 HJK
2008: 🇷🇸 Crvena zvezda
2009: 🇷🇺 Spartak Moscow
(cont)
1987: 🇧🇪 Royal Union Saint-Gilloise
1988: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1989: 🇨🇭 FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb
1991: 🇮🇹 Roma
1992: 🇸🇪 Malmö
1993: 🇮🇪 Cork City (close enough)
1994: 🇮🇪 Bohemians
1995: 🇮🇪 UCD Dublin
1996: 🇳🇴 Våleranga
1997: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1998: 🇬🇧 Aston Villa
(cont)
1988: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1989: 🇨🇭 FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb
1991: 🇮🇹 Roma
1992: 🇸🇪 Malmö
1993: 🇮🇪 Cork City (close enough)
1994: 🇮🇪 Bohemians
1995: 🇮🇪 UCD Dublin
1996: 🇳🇴 Våleranga
1997: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1998: 🇬🇧 Aston Villa
(cont)
October 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
1987: 🇧🇪 Royal Union Saint-Gilloise
1988: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1989: 🇨🇭 FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb
1991: 🇮🇹 Roma
1992: 🇸🇪 Malmö
1993: 🇮🇪 Cork City (close enough)
1994: 🇮🇪 Bohemians
1995: 🇮🇪 UCD Dublin
1996: 🇳🇴 Våleranga
1997: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1998: 🇬🇧 Aston Villa
(cont)
1988: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1989: 🇨🇭 FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb
1991: 🇮🇹 Roma
1992: 🇸🇪 Malmö
1993: 🇮🇪 Cork City (close enough)
1994: 🇮🇪 Bohemians
1995: 🇮🇪 UCD Dublin
1996: 🇳🇴 Våleranga
1997: 🇮🇪 Shelbourne
1998: 🇬🇧 Aston Villa
(cont)
1975: 🇸🇪 Hammarby
1976: 🇳🇱 ADO Den Haag
1977: 🇬🇧 West Ham United
1978: 🇫🇷 Paris Saint-Germain
1979: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: 🇳🇱 SVV Scheveningen
1981: 🇮🇪 St. Patricks Athletic
1982: 🇬🇧 Harrogate Town
1983: 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich
1984: 🇱🇺 Swift Hesperange
1985: 🇸🇪 Göteborg
1986: 🇳🇴 SK Brann
(cont)
1976: 🇳🇱 ADO Den Haag
1977: 🇬🇧 West Ham United
1978: 🇫🇷 Paris Saint-Germain
1979: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: 🇳🇱 SVV Scheveningen
1981: 🇮🇪 St. Patricks Athletic
1982: 🇬🇧 Harrogate Town
1983: 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich
1984: 🇱🇺 Swift Hesperange
1985: 🇸🇪 Göteborg
1986: 🇳🇴 SK Brann
(cont)
October 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
1975: 🇸🇪 Hammarby
1976: 🇳🇱 ADO Den Haag
1977: 🇬🇧 West Ham United
1978: 🇫🇷 Paris Saint-Germain
1979: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: 🇳🇱 SVV Scheveningen
1981: 🇮🇪 St. Patricks Athletic
1982: 🇬🇧 Harrogate Town
1983: 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich
1984: 🇱🇺 Swift Hesperange
1985: 🇸🇪 Göteborg
1986: 🇳🇴 SK Brann
(cont)
1976: 🇳🇱 ADO Den Haag
1977: 🇬🇧 West Ham United
1978: 🇫🇷 Paris Saint-Germain
1979: 🇮🇱 Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: 🇳🇱 SVV Scheveningen
1981: 🇮🇪 St. Patricks Athletic
1982: 🇬🇧 Harrogate Town
1983: 🇩🇪 Bayern Munich
1984: 🇱🇺 Swift Hesperange
1985: 🇸🇪 Göteborg
1986: 🇳🇴 SK Brann
(cont)
1965: 🇮🇹 Napoli
1966: 🇱🇺 Racing Luxembourg
1967: 🇦🇹 Austria Wien
1968: 🇬🇧 Arsenal
1969: 🇪🇸 Real Madrid
1970: 🇳🇱 Ajax
1971: 🇮🇪 St. James Gate FC
1972: 🇬🇧 Hibernians
1973: 🇱🇺 Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: 🇬🇧 Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
1966: 🇱🇺 Racing Luxembourg
1967: 🇦🇹 Austria Wien
1968: 🇬🇧 Arsenal
1969: 🇪🇸 Real Madrid
1970: 🇳🇱 Ajax
1971: 🇮🇪 St. James Gate FC
1972: 🇬🇧 Hibernians
1973: 🇱🇺 Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: 🇬🇧 Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
October 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
1965: 🇮🇹 Napoli
1966: 🇱🇺 Racing Luxembourg
1967: 🇦🇹 Austria Wien
1968: 🇬🇧 Arsenal
1969: 🇪🇸 Real Madrid
1970: 🇳🇱 Ajax
1971: 🇮🇪 St. James Gate FC
1972: 🇬🇧 Hibernians
1973: 🇱🇺 Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: 🇬🇧 Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
1966: 🇱🇺 Racing Luxembourg
1967: 🇦🇹 Austria Wien
1968: 🇬🇧 Arsenal
1969: 🇪🇸 Real Madrid
1970: 🇳🇱 Ajax
1971: 🇮🇪 St. James Gate FC
1972: 🇬🇧 Hibernians
1973: 🇱🇺 Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: 🇬🇧 Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
1956: 🇨🇭 FC Lugano
1957: 🇩🇪 Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: 🇳🇱 FC Hilversum
1959: 🇫🇷 AS Cannes
1960: 🏴 Queens Park Rangers
1961: 🇫🇷 OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: 🇱🇺 Luxembourg City FC
1963: 🏴 Chelsea (had to)
1964: 🇩🇰 Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
1957: 🇩🇪 Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: 🇳🇱 FC Hilversum
1959: 🇫🇷 AS Cannes
1960: 🏴 Queens Park Rangers
1961: 🇫🇷 OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: 🇱🇺 Luxembourg City FC
1963: 🏴 Chelsea (had to)
1964: 🇩🇰 Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
October 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
1956: 🇨🇭 FC Lugano
1957: 🇩🇪 Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: 🇳🇱 FC Hilversum
1959: 🇫🇷 AS Cannes
1960: 🏴 Queens Park Rangers
1961: 🇫🇷 OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: 🇱🇺 Luxembourg City FC
1963: 🏴 Chelsea (had to)
1964: 🇩🇰 Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
1957: 🇩🇪 Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: 🇳🇱 FC Hilversum
1959: 🇫🇷 AS Cannes
1960: 🏴 Queens Park Rangers
1961: 🇫🇷 OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: 🇱🇺 Luxembourg City FC
1963: 🏴 Chelsea (had to)
1964: 🇩🇰 Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
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An Autistic American's #ESC250 (aka the World's Weirdest Eurovision List)
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September 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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(OK, apparently they subsequently said no, not yet, still figuring shit out but THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME STOP THE CAP)
August 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
(OK, apparently they subsequently said no, not yet, still figuring shit out but THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME STOP THE CAP)
For comparison, here's the last time every country received 12 overall, from either a televote or jury, in either a SF or a final:
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇲🇪🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇸🇲🇷🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇧
24: 🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹
23: 🇦🇺🇨🇿🇬🇪🇲🇩🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇧🇬🇲🇰🇷🇴🇪🇸
21: 🇩🇰🇲🇹🇷🇺
19: 🇧🇾🇭🇺
16: 🇧🇦
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇸🇰
08: 🇦🇩
78: 🇲🇨
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇲🇪🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇸🇲🇷🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇧
24: 🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹
23: 🇦🇺🇨🇿🇬🇪🇲🇩🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇧🇬🇲🇰🇷🇴🇪🇸
21: 🇩🇰🇲🇹🇷🇺
19: 🇧🇾🇭🇺
16: 🇧🇦
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇸🇰
08: 🇦🇩
78: 🇲🇨
August 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
For comparison, here's the last time every country received 12 overall, from either a televote or jury, in either a SF or a final:
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇲🇪🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇸🇲🇷🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇧
24: 🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹
23: 🇦🇺🇨🇿🇬🇪🇲🇩🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇧🇬🇲🇰🇷🇴🇪🇸
21: 🇩🇰🇲🇹🇷🇺
19: 🇧🇾🇭🇺
16: 🇧🇦
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇸🇰
08: 🇦🇩
78: 🇲🇨
25: 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇮🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇻🇱🇹🇲🇪🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇸🇲🇷🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇧
24: 🇮🇪🇱🇺🇵🇹
23: 🇦🇺🇨🇿🇬🇪🇲🇩🇸🇮
22: 🇦🇿🇧🇬🇲🇰🇷🇴🇪🇸
21: 🇩🇰🇲🇹🇷🇺
19: 🇧🇾🇭🇺
16: 🇧🇦
12: 🇹🇷
11: 🇸🇰
08: 🇦🇩
78: 🇲🇨