Joe Moviegoer
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TFW you follow a teacher juggle through being a teacher and deal with his students while trying to maintain his not so cool lifestyle
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
TFW you follow a teacher juggle through being a teacher and deal with his students while trying to maintain his not so cool lifestyle
Dame Jane Doodall
October 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Dame Jane Doodall
Salute to our boys in blue
August 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Salute to our boys in blue
A good burn would be if you had a bad doctor and you called him a Hippocratic Oaf
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A good burn would be if you had a bad doctor and you called him a Hippocratic Oaf
There's an old skeleton saying, "don't do the bone crime if you can't do the bone time"
August 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There's an old skeleton saying, "don't do the bone crime if you can't do the bone time"
A true movie buff, when he wants to hear Sound of Silence: "hold on let me cue up Watchmen (2009)"
August 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A true movie buff, when he wants to hear Sound of Silence: "hold on let me cue up Watchmen (2009)"
If Elliott Smith were alive today he'd be writing songs about next gen Nvidia chips. But instead we're stuck with his palm pilot back catalog. Just goes to show
July 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If Elliott Smith were alive today he'd be writing songs about next gen Nvidia chips. But instead we're stuck with his palm pilot back catalog. Just goes to show
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I hate to be the beaver of bad news
July 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I hate to be the beaver of bad news
When the Messiah returns you shall know Him by the shadow of pure light cast by His divine Acura
June 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When the Messiah returns you shall know Him by the shadow of pure light cast by His divine Acura
Ignoramuses, meanwhile, unfazed and cheerful
April 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ignoramuses, meanwhile, unfazed and cheerful
Been getting into low power microwaving lately... riding the lukewarm tiger
April 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Been getting into low power microwaving lately... riding the lukewarm tiger
The FDA commissioner, on winning bees
April 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The FDA commissioner, on winning bees
April 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My dentist, my boss, and my psychic are each a different Wayans brother. It's just easier that way
April 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My dentist, my boss, and my psychic are each a different Wayans brother. It's just easier that way
Mister O'Puppets I'm pulling your strings
March 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Mister O'Puppets I'm pulling your strings
Death by Simpsons misdirection gag
![Harry H. Gardiner (1871 – perhaps 1933),[1] better known as the Human Fly, was an American man famous for climbing buildings. He began climbing in 1905, and successfully climbed over 700 buildings in Europe and North America, usually wearing ordinary street clothes and using no special equipment. "One hundred and twenty of those who have sought to imitate me in this hazardous profession have fallen to death," Gardiner is quoted as saying in a 1905 article published in Muscle Builder. "There is no chance of 'rehearsing' your performance. Each new building is an unknown problem. If you do not guess the right answer, death awaits below, with a breath of up-rushing air, and arms of concrete."[2] Former President Grover Cleveland reportedly nicknamed him "The Human Fly."[3] When he visited Logan, West Virginia in January 1927, the Logan Banner described him as a "boyish-looking man of 57 years."[4] Gardiner reportedly moved to Europe after New York enacted legislation forbidding anyone from climbing on the outside of buildings. Details surrounding his death are unknown, but a person matching his description was found beaten to death at the base of the Eiffel Tower in 1933](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tbzvtslicbtitjfgcgza46gu/bafkreicxlgzcaahofyagpczlv4snbkfb4c6blifamunci2hh7h56mftqpy@jpeg)
March 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Death by Simpsons misdirection gag
Saying howdy at sea level is just saying howdy at sea level
March 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Saying howdy at sea level is just saying howdy at sea level
If you're a traveler from an antique land you can absolutely slay at parties with anecdotes about literally anything vast and trunkless
February 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you're a traveler from an antique land you can absolutely slay at parties with anecdotes about literally anything vast and trunkless
Squirrel at the bog 🦊
February 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Squirrel at the bog 🦊