✨ Three Moose in a Trenchcoat ✨
@joemoose517.bsky.social
*moose calls in triplicate*
He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer
18+ or you'll be blocked!
A.I. can go fuck itself sideways
Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
He/him/they/we/us
Gray ace
Star Thief
Knitter, crocheter, beader, meddler, kitten huffer, writer
18+ or you'll be blocked!
A.I. can go fuck itself sideways
Mastadon - https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
Pinned
In an effort to help with funding for flood recovery, I am selling this hand-made wooly lace shawl!
Pattern is Ashton shawl by Dee O'Keefe.* Added another leaf motif row before doing the border. Measures a general 60 by 30 inches.
100% wool, so it will be itchy to some folks! The yarn is ->
Pattern is Ashton shawl by Dee O'Keefe.* Added another leaf motif row before doing the border. Measures a general 60 by 30 inches.
100% wool, so it will be itchy to some folks! The yarn is ->
The alt texts are delightful to read.
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent horses and ponies I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The alt texts are delightful to read.
Our regional smell was that rich butterscotch caramel that used to happen when we'd harvest the local sugarcane.
Of course, Texas lawmakers, being complete d-bags, forced the closure of the local mills because of "lack of funds" [eyerolls]
Of course, Texas lawmakers, being complete d-bags, forced the closure of the local mills because of "lack of funds" [eyerolls]
New Mexico is the only state to have a “state smell”
A bunch of grade school kids said that roasting green chile should be our state smell so their teacher had them write our state Congress and in a shocking display they all came together, wrote the bill, and passed it in a matter of weeks
A bunch of grade school kids said that roasting green chile should be our state smell so their teacher had them write our state Congress and in a shocking display they all came together, wrote the bill, and passed it in a matter of weeks
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Our regional smell was that rich butterscotch caramel that used to happen when we'd harvest the local sugarcane.
Of course, Texas lawmakers, being complete d-bags, forced the closure of the local mills because of "lack of funds" [eyerolls]
Of course, Texas lawmakers, being complete d-bags, forced the closure of the local mills because of "lack of funds" [eyerolls]
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There's a few things in life I'm bitter about, but the absolute inability to take care of myself and my needs because the systems in place are designed to prevent allowing it for anyone under a certain paygrade is one of them.
It's killing me, quite literally.
It's killing me, quite literally.
Looks like instead of having some time to heal my lungs, rest and recuperate so I don't develop long-term bronchitis, I get to work.
Joy.
I love sacrificing my health for the business machine because I don't have a good support structure in my life.
Joy.
I love sacrificing my health for the business machine because I don't have a good support structure in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There's a few things in life I'm bitter about, but the absolute inability to take care of myself and my needs because the systems in place are designed to prevent allowing it for anyone under a certain paygrade is one of them.
It's killing me, quite literally.
It's killing me, quite literally.
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This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This week, I withdrew from a speaking engagement at a public university because they sent me a list of prohibited “words & concepts.” I will not humor this censorship. It does a disservice to the stories I’m discussing & the audience, who deserve unfettered access to information & conversation.
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
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November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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hii hii helloo hii helloo
Idk what to post, so here's something with my sona :P
Idk what to post, so here's something with my sona :P
October 18, 2024 at 3:42 AM
hii hii helloo hii helloo
Idk what to post, so here's something with my sona :P
Idk what to post, so here's something with my sona :P
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experimenting with render
@favorite-lie.bsky.social
@favorite-lie.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 8:44 AM
experimenting with render
@favorite-lie.bsky.social
@favorite-lie.bsky.social
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this truly remains one of the best introductions in One Piece I'll never forget how much I laughed and how pleasantly surprised I was with this queen I just love Boa Hancock
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
this truly remains one of the best introductions in One Piece I'll never forget how much I laughed and how pleasantly surprised I was with this queen I just love Boa Hancock
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The Harvard Crimson is more consistent about writing accurate headlines than The New York Times
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Harvard Crimson is more consistent about writing accurate headlines than The New York Times
Why can't Anonymous just release the files to every news front world wide? I mean, I'm sure *someone* knows how to get it unpurged.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Why can't Anonymous just release the files to every news front world wide? I mean, I'm sure *someone* knows how to get it unpurged.
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There are over 18,000 types of lichen in existence. My personal favourite is ‘village bench lichen’, which devotes its entire existence selflessly to gradually making communal public seating more furry and comfortable.
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 AM
There are over 18,000 types of lichen in existence. My personal favourite is ‘village bench lichen’, which devotes its entire existence selflessly to gradually making communal public seating more furry and comfortable.
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This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …!
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#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic
Need to catch up? Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com
Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/cooner
#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This week's "My Bigger Boyfriend" …!
Need to catch up? Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com
Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/cooner
#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic
Need to catch up? Read the full archive and more information at https://mybiggerboyfriend.com
Or join us on Patreon to read strips two weeks early and more! https://www.patreon.com/cooner
#mybiggerboyfriend #furryart #comic
First time seeing Jason Alexander without his iconic stubble/beard, and I'm like, holy heck he's handsome as heck. Dang!
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
First time seeing Jason Alexander without his iconic stubble/beard, and I'm like, holy heck he's handsome as heck. Dang!
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New writers: DO NOT give away your subsidiary tv/film/merch/derivative rights for a $300 short.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
A dream denied: My 54-year quest to publish a short story in F&SF ‹ Scott Edelman
www.scottedelman.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New writers: DO NOT give away your subsidiary tv/film/merch/derivative rights for a $300 short.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
Not even for legacy mag cred.
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I have had MORE THAN ONE inquiry about film/tv rights to my short stories and while nothing's found its way past the inquiry stage, you DO NOT want that potential paycheck going to someone who is NOT you
NOVEL PUBLISHERS don't even take your novel's film/tv rights!
NOVEL PUBLISHERS don't even take your novel's film/tv rights!
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have had MORE THAN ONE inquiry about film/tv rights to my short stories and while nothing's found its way past the inquiry stage, you DO NOT want that potential paycheck going to someone who is NOT you
NOVEL PUBLISHERS don't even take your novel's film/tv rights!
NOVEL PUBLISHERS don't even take your novel's film/tv rights!
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This is going mildly viral so I'll continue: you do not want to have to license your own IP from some mag when you want to print stickers or tee-shirts to take to a book signing for the rest of your life
I can't imagine they're going to have a staff big enough to handle those requests from everyone
I can't imagine they're going to have a staff big enough to handle those requests from everyone
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is going mildly viral so I'll continue: you do not want to have to license your own IP from some mag when you want to print stickers or tee-shirts to take to a book signing for the rest of your life
I can't imagine they're going to have a staff big enough to handle those requests from everyone
I can't imagine they're going to have a staff big enough to handle those requests from everyone
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The "Frieren angle" thing, apart from just being delightful, also completely demolishes the pathetic "AI is democratising art" argument. Someone struggling with a difficult drawing received advice from hundreds of strangers who just wanted to help them improve their art.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The "Frieren angle" thing, apart from just being delightful, also completely demolishes the pathetic "AI is democratising art" argument. Someone struggling with a difficult drawing received advice from hundreds of strangers who just wanted to help them improve their art.
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If you want to learn to make art, there are countless people out there willing to help you. The only thing is, you have to be willing to try. The AI pushers want what they perceive is the kudos for having made the art, but they don't want to try.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you want to learn to make art, there are countless people out there willing to help you. The only thing is, you have to be willing to try. The AI pushers want what they perceive is the kudos for having made the art, but they don't want to try.
I'm ace, and I needing a shit ton of snugs and smooches
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm ace, and I needing a shit ton of snugs and smooches
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All shares of this much-appreciated. Sorry if it's boring. Just another instance of me attempting to rehabilitate one of my books after my ex-publisher Unbound failed to pay me a large chunk of earnings from it, went into administration and took it temporarily out of print.
I'm giving away two signed copies of my (recently republished) book 21st-Century Yokel, with two postcards of this fab otters linocut by my mum, Jo.
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
All shares of this much-appreciated. Sorry if it's boring. Just another instance of me attempting to rehabilitate one of my books after my ex-publisher Unbound failed to pay me a large chunk of earnings from it, went into administration and took it temporarily out of print.
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oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oedipus: that's not a riddle.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.
sphinx: DO IT.
oedipus: it's not a riddle.
sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.
Lovely 😍
OP1 v2 - Bishōjo Senshi Sailor Moon (1992)
Moonlight Densetsu - DALI
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #SailorMoon #NaokoTakeuchi #Toei #ToeiAnimation
Moonlight Densetsu - DALI
#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #SailorMoon #NaokoTakeuchi #Toei #ToeiAnimation
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Lovely 😍