It’s me, Mike
@joelosteen.bsky.social
I am not Joel Osteen, and neither should you
Pinned
It’s me, Mike
@joelosteen.bsky.social
· Sep 10
Do these idiots even realize that shooting Charlie Kirk makes you a worse person than Charlie Kirk?
Actually, you add his power to your own, it’s called the Quickening #highlander #charliekirk
Hey I think it’s real cool that Uber and Lyft gives drunk drivers opportunities for employment. They are the unsung heroes, and it’s totally normal to pull a 7 point k turn in the middle of a major thoroughfare
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hey I think it’s real cool that Uber and Lyft gives drunk drivers opportunities for employment. They are the unsung heroes, and it’s totally normal to pull a 7 point k turn in the middle of a major thoroughfare
“It’s not the transmaxxers that will get you, it’s the groypers…” is the new “it’s not the heat it’s the humidity…” #usa #jimmykimmel
September 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“It’s not the transmaxxers that will get you, it’s the groypers…” is the new “it’s not the heat it’s the humidity…” #usa #jimmykimmel
He died as he lived: loving guns, totally okay with deaths from gun violence, and scared of trans people for some reason
September 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
He died as he lived: loving guns, totally okay with deaths from gun violence, and scared of trans people for some reason
Reposted by It’s me, Mike
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
Actually, you add his power to your own, it’s called the Quickening #highlander #charliekirk
Do these idiots even realize that shooting Charlie Kirk makes you a worse person than Charlie Kirk?
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Actually, you add his power to your own, it’s called the Quickening #highlander #charliekirk
Work: Are you dressing up for Halloween?
Me:
Me:
October 31, 2023 at 7:39 PM
Work: Are you dressing up for Halloween?
Me:
Me:
*Getting in an Uber at 3:30am*
Me: hey, how’s it going?
Uber driver: *unintelligible*
Me: I trust you completely
Me: hey, how’s it going?
Uber driver: *unintelligible*
Me: I trust you completely
October 29, 2023 at 7:37 AM
*Getting in an Uber at 3:30am*
Me: hey, how’s it going?
Uber driver: *unintelligible*
Me: I trust you completely
Me: hey, how’s it going?
Uber driver: *unintelligible*
Me: I trust you completely
YouTube has eliminated ad blockers, and I have officially become The Joker. This is the first time The Last Straw has ever been officially documented. I expect mass shootings to increase by 30%. God bless.
October 19, 2023 at 4:29 AM
YouTube has eliminated ad blockers, and I have officially become The Joker. This is the first time The Last Straw has ever been officially documented. I expect mass shootings to increase by 30%. God bless.
Happy Toyotathon, Daddy
October 18, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Happy Toyotathon, Daddy
…and also with you
Setting my Instagram profile music to "Twist" by Korn because I am one of God's gentle creatures.
October 13, 2023 at 1:26 PM
…and also with you
“busting up these unions, smh…”
- Jeff Bezos
- Jeff Bezos
October 13, 2023 at 5:11 AM
“busting up these unions, smh…”
- Jeff Bezos
- Jeff Bezos