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When you call 911 stop asking your operator how they are. It is a clear indicator that you should not be calling 911 & there is a good chance we've heard something horrific today.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When you call 911 stop asking your operator how they are. It is a clear indicator that you should not be calling 911 & there is a good chance we've heard something horrific today.
It's just one of those days
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
It's just one of those days
I hate 80s movies - pizza guy always showing up with a half dozen pizzas saying "that'll be $11.67"
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I hate 80s movies - pizza guy always showing up with a half dozen pizzas saying "that'll be $11.67"
Just discovered Slow Horses. What a day to watch S2 E5
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just discovered Slow Horses. What a day to watch S2 E5
'Round here Cracker Barrell is a brand of cheese.
September 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
'Round here Cracker Barrell is a brand of cheese.
We need more Dead Kennedys
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
We need more Dead Kennedys
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“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
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James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector
James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public,…
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
James Dobson is dead, was a monster: defector.com/james-dobson...
Doing a double header of Weapons and Together about now
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Doing a double header of Weapons and Together about now
The worst genre ever is the "read reddit posts" genre.
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The worst genre ever is the "read reddit posts" genre.
you telling me Bill Maher is a 69-truther? he's such a vanilla pervert.
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
you telling me Bill Maher is a 69-truther? he's such a vanilla pervert.
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social
Underworld Blood Wars is 30% recap, 30% flashback to three minutes ago, 30% exposition & 10% did they have horses? Were the horses on the train? Did the train stop? Did the jump with the horses from the train?
June 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Underworld Blood Wars is 30% recap, 30% flashback to three minutes ago, 30% exposition & 10% did they have horses? Were the horses on the train? Did the train stop? Did the jump with the horses from the train?
Israel sure seems upset that someone else is targeting civilians
June 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Israel sure seems upset that someone else is targeting civilians
Any other Canadians really hate that in a week Trump will be inside us?
June 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Any other Canadians really hate that in a week Trump will be inside us?
Oh look a facist grab
June 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Oh look a facist grab
Sometimes you just need that pudding cup mouth feel.
May 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sometimes you just need that pudding cup mouth feel.
Forgot why I only go on Facebook once a year: just scrolled for 2.5 minutes and lost all respect for 4 family members and 2 old friends when I read their dogshit takes.
May 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Forgot why I only go on Facebook once a year: just scrolled for 2.5 minutes and lost all respect for 4 family members and 2 old friends when I read their dogshit takes.
Pete Hoekstra is a little loser titty baby, whining about Canada insulting the US by removing product from the shelves. That's snowflake shit.
May 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pete Hoekstra is a little loser titty baby, whining about Canada insulting the US by removing product from the shelves. That's snowflake shit.
Cum for the cum god!
May 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Cum for the cum god!
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The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
Just another Saturday night taking 911 calls, reading the news and cheering for the world to just end already.
May 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just another Saturday night taking 911 calls, reading the news and cheering for the world to just end already.
Well, looks like I'm doing a fucking Cronenberg thing tonight
May 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Well, looks like I'm doing a fucking Cronenberg thing tonight
I can't believe Reacher S3E2 begins with a timestamp "Days Earlier"
How many days Reacher? How many?! Details matter.
How many days Reacher? How many?! Details matter.
May 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I can't believe Reacher S3E2 begins with a timestamp "Days Earlier"
How many days Reacher? How many?! Details matter.
How many days Reacher? How many?! Details matter.
World leaders are calling in sick to Putin's victory day parade.
May 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
World leaders are calling in sick to Putin's victory day parade.