Joel Marsh Garland
@joelgarland.bsky.social
Actor
Photographer
Sexy Alive Man (just ask people magazine… a lot… keep asking them. Eventually they will break.)
Photographer
Sexy Alive Man (just ask people magazine… a lot… keep asking them. Eventually they will break.)
Thought I’d come back.
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Thought I’d come back.
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
it's got @joelgarland.bsky.social :)
it's got @joelgarland.bsky.social :)
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.
it's got @joelgarland.bsky.social :)
it's got @joelgarland.bsky.social :)
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Less than three weeks to go! So excited about this group for The 24 Hour Musicals 2025.
Rachel Dratch, Abigail Breslin and More to Join THE 24 HOUR MUSICALS
THE 24 HOUR PLAYS has revealed additional artists scheduled to participate in this year’s The 24 Hour Musicals, including Rachel Dratch and more. See who is starring and learn how to attend!
www.broadwayworld.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Less than three weeks to go! So excited about this group for The 24 Hour Musicals 2025.
This place has… well just the one thing.
April 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
This place has… well just the one thing.
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Here is the thing I don’t like about AI and I’m sure I’m wrong: most of life is doing the dishes.
April 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here is the thing I don’t like about AI and I’m sure I’m wrong: most of life is doing the dishes.
Here is the thing I don’t like about AI and I’m sure I’m wrong: most of life is doing the dishes.
April 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here is the thing I don’t like about AI and I’m sure I’m wrong: most of life is doing the dishes.
Just something old that I’m a little too proud to have done. #origami #fatfingers
April 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Just something old that I’m a little too proud to have done. #origami #fatfingers
Start with what you know
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Start with what you know
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This is really good. Seriously RTWT. www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is really good. Seriously RTWT. www.404media.co/you-cant-pos...
In celebration of our current body politic I am installing window locks in every room.
February 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
In celebration of our current body politic I am installing window locks in every room.
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This goes so fucking hard dude
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This goes so fucking hard dude
It was Billy Dee Williams. Still not googling it.
I have failed to remember the same piece of trivia for three days now. I refuse to google it. Let chaos reign!
December 5, 2024 at 4:53 PM
It was Billy Dee Williams. Still not googling it.
I have failed to remember the same piece of trivia for three days now. I refuse to google it. Let chaos reign!
December 5, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I have failed to remember the same piece of trivia for three days now. I refuse to google it. Let chaos reign!
The poor turkeys.
November 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
The poor turkeys.
I am amazed and know not what to say.
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I am amazed and know not what to say.
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Ode to Blue Milk & Ocean Blossoms…mixed media & antique/vintage collage on recycled mat board. #jennybrownart #collage #botanicalart #artist
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Ode to Blue Milk & Ocean Blossoms…mixed media & antique/vintage collage on recycled mat board. #jennybrownart #collage #botanicalart #artist
I’m worried that the Russian bot accounts won’t follow me on Bluesky 😢
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 AM
I’m worried that the Russian bot accounts won’t follow me on Bluesky 😢
Which is why, pound for pound, I remain the sexiest man alive. They aren’t ready for this heat. I’m the Eric Esch of @peoplemagazine.bsky.social #sexiestmanalive pageant.
Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.
November 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Which is why, pound for pound, I remain the sexiest man alive. They aren’t ready for this heat. I’m the Eric Esch of @peoplemagazine.bsky.social #sexiestmanalive pageant.
Can we swear on blue sky? Asking for the country
November 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Can we swear on blue sky? Asking for the country
Prepare to be socialed?
November 13, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Prepare to be socialed?