Joel Corness ---- *Roleplay*
@joelcornessrp.bsky.social
Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Joel Kinnaman. #ContentWarnings #TriggerWarnings
I lean against the counter and watch her
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I lean against the counter and watch her
I get up and follow her. "Hey...it's true. I'm an angel. My twin, on the other hand..."
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I get up and follow her. "Hey...it's true. I'm an angel. My twin, on the other hand..."
I gasp in offence. "I am an angel and not chaotic at all."
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I gasp in offence. "I am an angel and not chaotic at all."
"Oh joy. The male chaos duo." I laugh.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Oh joy. The male chaos duo." I laugh.
I snort. "Yeah, but we're fond of the pain in the ass."
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I snort. "Yeah, but we're fond of the pain in the ass."
I snort. "Only took you telling him to for the past what...ten years?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I snort. "Only took you telling him to for the past what...ten years?"
I smile. "Oh good. He needs a break."
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I smile. "Oh good. He needs a break."
I laugh and kiss her cheek
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I laugh and kiss her cheek
I laugh. "Trin's my baby sister. It's my job to think she's trouble."
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I laugh. "Trin's my baby sister. It's my job to think she's trouble."
I laugh. "I suppose you might be right."
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I laugh. "I suppose you might be right."
I snort. "Yeah, so she doesn't need any help."
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I snort. "Yeah, so she doesn't need any help."
"You and Matty are chaos...Trin is trouble. And a bad influence on the other redheads." I laugh.
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"You and Matty are chaos...Trin is trouble. And a bad influence on the other redheads." I laugh.
I sigh dramatically. "Oh no."
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I sigh dramatically. "Oh no."
I chuckle. "Noted. I'll sign everything for a bit."
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I chuckle. "Noted. I'll sign everything for a bit."
I drop down next to her. "Need a hand replacement after all the forms?"
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I drop down next to her. "Need a hand replacement after all the forms?"
I groan softly. "Oh, we're a matched set then. I don't have any plans either."
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I groan softly. "Oh, we're a matched set then. I don't have any plans either."
I rinse her hair and kiss her softly. "Plans today?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I rinse her hair and kiss her softly. "Plans today?"
Once her hair is rinsed, I switch to conditioner after kissing her nose.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Once her hair is rinsed, I switch to conditioner after kissing her nose.
I grab the shampoo and start washing her hair, gently massaging her scalp as I do
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I grab the shampoo and start washing her hair, gently massaging her scalp as I do
I shake my head. "You didn't. My brother's flailing did. Got whacked in the face. Not your fault." I kiss her again. "I'll wash your hair."
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I shake my head. "You didn't. My brother's flailing did. Got whacked in the face. Not your fault." I kiss her again. "I'll wash your hair."
I kiss her softly. "It's early. Even for you."
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I kiss her softly. "It's early. Even for you."
When I wake up, I hear the shower running, so I get out of bed and go into the bathroom, stepping into the shower behind Rosie. "Morning baby."
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
When I wake up, I hear the shower running, so I get out of bed and go into the bathroom, stepping into the shower behind Rosie. "Morning baby."
I laugh. "Leigh is easily distracted. I can do that." I kiss her cheek and head out to the smoker.
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I laugh. "Leigh is easily distracted. I can do that." I kiss her cheek and head out to the smoker.