Joel Corness ---- *Roleplay*
@joelcornessrp.bsky.social
Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Joel Kinnaman. #ContentWarnings #TriggerWarnings
My brothers are so damn childish. You're both delusional
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My brothers are so damn childish. You're both delusional
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's been a long weekend of disassembling the haunted house and recovering from the candy hangover. I'm up first, so I'm in the kitchen, making breakfast. Mushroom & spinach crepes, fruit salad, hashbrowns, and bacon.
// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social (he's very proud of being the brother who can cook)
// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social (he's very proud of being the brother who can cook)
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It's been a long weekend of disassembling the haunted house and recovering from the candy hangover. I'm up first, so I'm in the kitchen, making breakfast. Mushroom & spinach crepes, fruit salad, hashbrowns, and bacon.
// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social (he's very proud of being the brother who can cook)
// @bruisedpetals.bsky.social (he's very proud of being the brother who can cook)
When I get home, I walk into the house with a bouquet of flowers behind my back, heading towards the kitchen since it sounds like @bruisedpetals.bsky.social is in there, making dinner.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When I get home, I walk into the house with a bouquet of flowers behind my back, heading towards the kitchen since it sounds like @bruisedpetals.bsky.social is in there, making dinner.
I toss the file we just finished discussing at Eddie. "You know you look like shit, right?"
He grumbles, "it's fucking undercover work. Give me a break, mister my most believable cover is junkie."
I laugh. "that's fair."
He grumbles, "it's fucking undercover work. Give me a break, mister my most believable cover is junkie."
I laugh. "that's fair."
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I toss the file we just finished discussing at Eddie. "You know you look like shit, right?"
He grumbles, "it's fucking undercover work. Give me a break, mister my most believable cover is junkie."
I laugh. "that's fair."
He grumbles, "it's fucking undercover work. Give me a break, mister my most believable cover is junkie."
I laugh. "that's fair."
Effie pouts. "Hey, Viking...that's my coffee. I stole it fair and square."
Beckett mutters "You say that like the two of you don't regularly swap spit."
Effie giggles and steals the coffee back. "Fair point."
Joel sets drinks down on the table. "Rosie...our children are chaotic."
Beckett mutters "You say that like the two of you don't regularly swap spit."
Effie giggles and steals the coffee back. "Fair point."
Joel sets drinks down on the table. "Rosie...our children are chaotic."
October 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Effie pouts. "Hey, Viking...that's my coffee. I stole it fair and square."
Beckett mutters "You say that like the two of you don't regularly swap spit."
Effie giggles and steals the coffee back. "Fair point."
Joel sets drinks down on the table. "Rosie...our children are chaotic."
Beckett mutters "You say that like the two of you don't regularly swap spit."
Effie giggles and steals the coffee back. "Fair point."
Joel sets drinks down on the table. "Rosie...our children are chaotic."
Effie grins. "See, Joel? I'm always welcome." She bounces over to Edgar and drops onto his lap.
I start getting drinks for everyone as I mutter jokingly, "I'm getting your uncle a set of leg irons."
Brandon snorts and jokes. "They'll need to be big leg irons. Bobby's ankles are massive."
I sigh.
I start getting drinks for everyone as I mutter jokingly, "I'm getting your uncle a set of leg irons."
Brandon snorts and jokes. "They'll need to be big leg irons. Bobby's ankles are massive."
I sigh.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Effie grins. "See, Joel? I'm always welcome." She bounces over to Edgar and drops onto his lap.
I start getting drinks for everyone as I mutter jokingly, "I'm getting your uncle a set of leg irons."
Brandon snorts and jokes. "They'll need to be big leg irons. Bobby's ankles are massive."
I sigh.
I start getting drinks for everyone as I mutter jokingly, "I'm getting your uncle a set of leg irons."
Brandon snorts and jokes. "They'll need to be big leg irons. Bobby's ankles are massive."
I sigh.
I step away and get myself coffee before sighing heavily when Effie bounces in and steals it from me. "Where did you come from? You don't live here."
She grins and sips the coffee before kissing Rosie's cheek. "Just passing through, hoping for an after practice breakfast."
She grins and sips the coffee before kissing Rosie's cheek. "Just passing through, hoping for an after practice breakfast."
October 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I step away and get myself coffee before sighing heavily when Effie bounces in and steals it from me. "Where did you come from? You don't live here."
She grins and sips the coffee before kissing Rosie's cheek. "Just passing through, hoping for an after practice breakfast."
She grins and sips the coffee before kissing Rosie's cheek. "Just passing through, hoping for an after practice breakfast."
+ Joel Matthew Corness
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in Sunset Springs, Nevada
+ Owner of Hilltop Tavern
+ With @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
+ Father
+ Semi Retired Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in Sunset Springs, Nevada
+ Owner of Hilltop Tavern
+ With @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
+ Father
+ Semi Retired Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
+ Joel Matthew Corness
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in Sunset Springs, Nevada
+ Owner of Hilltop Tavern
+ With @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
+ Father
+ Semi Retired Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in Sunset Springs, Nevada
+ Owner of Hilltop Tavern
+ With @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
+ Father
+ Semi Retired Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
I'm sitting outside the hospital after taking coffee to Eddie and I send a message to @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
📲 Rosie
💬 Where are you, sweetheart?
📲 Rosie
💬 Where are you, sweetheart?
August 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm sitting outside the hospital after taking coffee to Eddie and I send a message to @bruisedpetals.bsky.social
📲 Rosie
💬 Where are you, sweetheart?
📲 Rosie
💬 Where are you, sweetheart?
+ Steven Matthew Woodside
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Private Investigator
+ Older brother
+ Ex-Military, Ex-Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Private Investigator
+ Older brother
+ Ex-Military, Ex-Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
August 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
+ Steven Matthew Woodside
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Private Investigator
+ Older brother
+ Ex-Military, Ex-Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
+ Nickname: none
+ Lives in New Orleans
+ Private Investigator
+ Older brother
+ Ex-Military, Ex-Intelligence Agent
#NSFW, #MDNI
#FriendlyWriter
#BanterWelcomed
#SemiPlannedSL
(Tay)
After a bit, I decide to call some of the old guys to handle Dusty since we all know I’m unlikely to handle prison well.
(Alexander)
Filip and I meet up at the bar and head to Aisling’s mother’s house. -prick hurt Lana and Aisling. He doesn’t get another chance.-
After a bit, I decide to call some of the old guys to handle Dusty since we all know I’m unlikely to handle prison well.
(Alexander)
Filip and I meet up at the bar and head to Aisling’s mother’s house. -prick hurt Lana and Aisling. He doesn’t get another chance.-
July 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
(Tay)
After a bit, I decide to call some of the old guys to handle Dusty since we all know I’m unlikely to handle prison well.
(Alexander)
Filip and I meet up at the bar and head to Aisling’s mother’s house. -prick hurt Lana and Aisling. He doesn’t get another chance.-
After a bit, I decide to call some of the old guys to handle Dusty since we all know I’m unlikely to handle prison well.
(Alexander)
Filip and I meet up at the bar and head to Aisling’s mother’s house. -prick hurt Lana and Aisling. He doesn’t get another chance.-
(Eamon)
I casually watch her in the train station as I ‘read’ my book.
I casually watch her in the train station as I ‘read’ my book.
June 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
(Eamon)
I casually watch her in the train station as I ‘read’ my book.
I casually watch her in the train station as I ‘read’ my book.
(Michael)
After Stevie leaves, I yell at Christos that I’m leaving and I get in my car and drive away, heading to my buddy Thomas’s house.
After Stevie leaves, I yell at Christos that I’m leaving and I get in my car and drive away, heading to my buddy Thomas’s house.
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
(Michael)
After Stevie leaves, I yell at Christos that I’m leaving and I get in my car and drive away, heading to my buddy Thomas’s house.
After Stevie leaves, I yell at Christos that I’m leaving and I get in my car and drive away, heading to my buddy Thomas’s house.
(Michael)
I’m shooting hoops in the driveway.
I’m shooting hoops in the driveway.
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
(Michael)
I’m shooting hoops in the driveway.
I’m shooting hoops in the driveway.
Name: Raleigh Nathaniel Cornwall
Nickname: Leigh
Lives: Portland, OR
Job: Owner of Cornwall Automotive
Status: with @sweetlikearose.bsky.social
Nickname: Leigh
Lives: Portland, OR
Job: Owner of Cornwall Automotive
Status: with @sweetlikearose.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Name: Raleigh Nathaniel Cornwall
Nickname: Leigh
Lives: Portland, OR
Job: Owner of Cornwall Automotive
Status: with @sweetlikearose.bsky.social
Nickname: Leigh
Lives: Portland, OR
Job: Owner of Cornwall Automotive
Status: with @sweetlikearose.bsky.social
I run after the kids to play in the water.
June 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I run after the kids to play in the water.
WCW...my girl @sweetlikearose.bsky.social ...I'm the luckiest guy alive.
June 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
WCW...my girl @sweetlikearose.bsky.social ...I'm the luckiest guy alive.
Harry and I walk into the diner to get lunch and I raise an eyebrow when I see Emi sitting with a strange man.
May 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Harry and I walk into the diner to get lunch and I raise an eyebrow when I see Emi sitting with a strange man.
(Brandon)
I get my breakfast and I sit next to Mom, gently rubbing her back. "Morning."
I get my breakfast and I sit next to Mom, gently rubbing her back. "Morning."
May 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
(Brandon)
I get my breakfast and I sit next to Mom, gently rubbing her back. "Morning."
I get my breakfast and I sit next to Mom, gently rubbing her back. "Morning."
(Christos)
I come in with Nicos and sit down.
Nicos says, "Okay...what do you need?"
Brandon sets a piece of paper on the coffee table.
I pick it up. "Red Serpents?"
Brandon nods. "We need the younger members gone and it can't be tied to us."+
I come in with Nicos and sit down.
Nicos says, "Okay...what do you need?"
Brandon sets a piece of paper on the coffee table.
I pick it up. "Red Serpents?"
Brandon nods. "We need the younger members gone and it can't be tied to us."+
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
(Christos)
I come in with Nicos and sit down.
Nicos says, "Okay...what do you need?"
Brandon sets a piece of paper on the coffee table.
I pick it up. "Red Serpents?"
Brandon nods. "We need the younger members gone and it can't be tied to us."+
I come in with Nicos and sit down.
Nicos says, "Okay...what do you need?"
Brandon sets a piece of paper on the coffee table.
I pick it up. "Red Serpents?"
Brandon nods. "We need the younger members gone and it can't be tied to us."+
(Brandon)
Luis and I walk into Christos's condo and sit in the living room, waiting for him and Nicos.+
Luis and I walk into Christos's condo and sit in the living room, waiting for him and Nicos.+
May 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
(Brandon)
Luis and I walk into Christos's condo and sit in the living room, waiting for him and Nicos.+
Luis and I walk into Christos's condo and sit in the living room, waiting for him and Nicos.+
(Brandon)
I look at Luis and then message back.
💬 yeah. We’re actually together. Where do you want to meet?
I look at Luis and then message back.
💬 yeah. We’re actually together. Where do you want to meet?
May 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
(Brandon)
I look at Luis and then message back.
💬 yeah. We’re actually together. Where do you want to meet?
I look at Luis and then message back.
💬 yeah. We’re actually together. Where do you want to meet?
“Excellent.” I lead her inside and grab her a set of keys before handing it to her and leading her upstairs to the guest room. “There are clean towels and bedding and extra pillows in the closet.”
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Excellent.” I lead her inside and grab her a set of keys before handing it to her and leading her upstairs to the guest room. “There are clean towels and bedding and extra pillows in the closet.”
(Ian)
I see Rosie when I pull into the parking lot of the police station and I park and get out of my car and walk over to her. "Yours too, huh?"
I see Rosie when I pull into the parking lot of the police station and I park and get out of my car and walk over to her. "Yours too, huh?"
April 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(Ian)
I see Rosie when I pull into the parking lot of the police station and I park and get out of my car and walk over to her. "Yours too, huh?"
I see Rosie when I pull into the parking lot of the police station and I park and get out of my car and walk over to her. "Yours too, huh?"