Joe LaSala
@joelasala.bsky.social
Just some guy - adoptive dad, special needs dad, marketer, pretend radio cohost - sunnyside queens nyc (sometimes italy)
Why do you choose violence Untappd?
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Why do you choose violence Untappd?
When I see “”Wite-out” I smell it
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When I see “”Wite-out” I smell it
This one I approve of 311wrapped.com
311 Wrapped
Your 2025 311 Year in Review. See what your neighborhood complained about the most.
311wrapped.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This one I approve of 311wrapped.com
I just saw a person slip on a banana peel in real life. Gotta keep my eyes open for quicksand…
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I just saw a person slip on a banana peel in real life. Gotta keep my eyes open for quicksand…
We are all a drunk raccoon passed out in a Virginia liquor store bathroom. We are not ok.
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We are all a drunk raccoon passed out in a Virginia liquor store bathroom. We are not ok.
I can’t wait to see this new reboot of “Airplane!”
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I can’t wait to see this new reboot of “Airplane!”
I loved this article so much and I thought “oh this reminds me of that article I loved about trying to quit sugar” @caity.bsky.social are you my favorite writer?
I still can’t believe the U.S. stopped making pennies with just…no plan. NO PLAN!!!!!! www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I loved this article so much and I thought “oh this reminds me of that article I loved about trying to quit sugar” @caity.bsky.social are you my favorite writer?
Are you a fascist considering a career? Instead of politics, have you looked into wedding DJ or photographer?
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Are you a fascist considering a career? Instead of politics, have you looked into wedding DJ or photographer?
Day 1 at an all inclusive resort: I guess I’ll have a half a sandwich if it’s not too much trouble
Day 3: Give me one of each of your finest deserts! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
Day 3: Give me one of each of your finest deserts! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Day 1 at an all inclusive resort: I guess I’ll have a half a sandwich if it’s not too much trouble
Day 3: Give me one of each of your finest deserts! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
Day 3: Give me one of each of your finest deserts! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
Me on a plane from NYC to Cancun: “When the US sends its people, it’s not sending its best”
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me on a plane from NYC to Cancun: “When the US sends its people, it’s not sending its best”
Election night! Time for @hellgatenyc.com livestream! Looks like the got a glow up since the primary 🤩
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Election night! Time for @hellgatenyc.com livestream! Looks like the got a glow up since the primary 🤩
Feels good to have voted! Fellow New Yorkers it’s a beautiful day to vote!
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Feels good to have voted! Fellow New Yorkers it’s a beautiful day to vote!
The big take away from the @hellgatenyc.com live podcast with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is that Mayor Mamdani will bring back snow days. I for one welcome our new socialist overlords.
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The big take away from the @hellgatenyc.com live podcast with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is that Mayor Mamdani will bring back snow days. I for one welcome our new socialist overlords.
Reposted by Joe LaSala
I promise you, you’re not enraged enough about this horrific killing and maiming. The killer has no driver’s license, no insurance, and his vehicle was registered in Mississippi, but he managed to drive it through Manhattan during UN week with a novelty souvenir back plate.
German tourist killed in grisly hit-and-run was in NYC celebrating wedding anniversary with husband
Alexandra Sabine Lewalter Maric, 50, took a luxury cruise to New York with her husband, 55-year-old Udo Lewalter, for their 23rd anniversary – only to meet with tragedy, friend Udo Meixer said.
nypost.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I promise you, you’re not enraged enough about this horrific killing and maiming. The killer has no driver’s license, no insurance, and his vehicle was registered in Mississippi, but he managed to drive it through Manhattan during UN week with a novelty souvenir back plate.
I’m in Chicago and I really think the government should go to war with it. It’s chaos here
September 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m in Chicago and I really think the government should go to war with it. It’s chaos here
I’m going to look fly af repping our finest local news
@hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc
@maxrn.bsky.social @rachelholliday.bsky.social
@hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc
@maxrn.bsky.social @rachelholliday.bsky.social
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m going to look fly af repping our finest local news
@hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc
@maxrn.bsky.social @rachelholliday.bsky.social
@hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc
@maxrn.bsky.social @rachelholliday.bsky.social
You are going to be so jealous of my hat. But you can fix that by supporting local worker-owned news. 🧢
July 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You are going to be so jealous of my hat. But you can fix that by supporting local worker-owned news. 🧢
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People keep saying Brad Lander is like a Tim Robinson character, but really he’s the answer to the question “What if a Tim Robinson character knew with certainty, in the depths of his soul, that he was loved?”
June 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
People keep saying Brad Lander is like a Tim Robinson character, but really he’s the answer to the question “What if a Tim Robinson character knew with certainty, in the depths of his soul, that he was loved?”
I am in love with @hellgatenyc.com election live stream. This is how I want to get all my news from now on
June 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I am in love with @hellgatenyc.com election live stream. This is how I want to get all my news from now on
Voting feels like being a Mets fan. I keep thinking “maybe this time my hopes and dreams won’t get crushed”. Anyway, fellow New Yorkers go do your thing!
June 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Voting feels like being a Mets fan. I keep thinking “maybe this time my hopes and dreams won’t get crushed”. Anyway, fellow New Yorkers go do your thing!
I mean we all know who did this, right?
The federal authorities want to know who decapitated a dolphin that had been stranded on an island off the coast of North Carolina last month, and they are offering a reward for information.
Decapitated Dolphin in North Carolina Prompts $20,000 Reward Offer From U.S.
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I mean we all know who did this, right?
Word is, the new pope mobile has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
May 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Word is, the new pope mobile has a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
Without being able to request trees on my phone, my screen time will go down 90%. Who wants to roam the streets at night we me and plant illegal trees?
Arboricide! City Quietly Axes Street Tree Requests - Streetsblog New York City
Here's some tree-mendous bad news. Not to mention, the agency closed out requests on Earth Day of all days.
nyc.streetsblog.org
April 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Without being able to request trees on my phone, my screen time will go down 90%. Who wants to roam the streets at night we me and plant illegal trees?
Cause we got a great big conclave
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big conclave
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Conclave
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' conclave
'Cross the Vatican
Conclave!
Conclave!
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big conclave
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Conclave
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' conclave
'Cross the Vatican
Conclave!
Conclave!
April 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Cause we got a great big conclave
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big conclave
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Conclave
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' conclave
'Cross the Vatican
Conclave!
Conclave!
Rockin' through the night
Yeah, we got a great big conclave
Ain't she a beautiful sight
C'mon and join our Conclave
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' conclave
'Cross the Vatican
Conclave!
Conclave!