joehorning.bsky.social
@joehorning.bsky.social
One of the Jeopardy contestants listed his job as “stay-at-home son” and he’s my hero
May 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
One of the reasons I don’t want them to ban tiktok is IG reels does not give me Reddit stories set to Minecraft or subway surfer or traumatic photo sets featuring Pepe
January 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There is no better way to start holiday time off than getting food poisoning
December 24, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Also I finally got this photo from the Emmy’s and my god this might be the best photo of me ever. It almost looks Ai generated
December 15, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Maybe it’s just me but I felt #SNME was not great. First two matches the endings felt a bit rushed or botched. The triple threat was fine. The Us Women’s match was probably the highlight and that last match felt too PG for what we’ve been setting up
December 15, 2024 at 7:18 AM
I have a weird thing for thinking people look like others. But Franco Colapinto looks like he was gene spliced from Mid seasons Lip Gallagher and Bobby Cannavale
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Remember when I went semi viral on tiktok a few years ago for a video about how much I like my wife? That was fun. (I filmed this in a Taco Bell drive thru)
December 11, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I will have eternal beef with the NBA and MLB RSNs and not being on Hulu or along.

So I have a warm happy feeling when the Bucks (or Brewers) are on national TV at a normal time
December 11, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Call me Scott Dixon the way I’m able to drive the 35 miles home after my low fuel light turns on
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I am filing lawsuits for the emotional distress watching what Kofi and Xavier said to my man E
December 3, 2024 at 3:36 AM