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Joe Hassert
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Communication, Gender, Sexuality, Politics, Las Vegas, Truth-seeking, Progress-making
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt said, "To anyone on Wall Street this morning, I would say trust in President Trump."
A line graph showing the Dow Jones over the last week with a red jagged line that shows a sharp fall on the last day of over 1500 points.
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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What a dork.
A billionaire dork on stage looking like a dork wearing a dorky cheese head hat
April 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Today’s installment of real headlines from Trump’s America! Are we great again again?
reuters post: Exclusive: DOGE staffer 'Big Balls' provided tech support to cybercrime ring, records show
March 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Strain with a speech bubble that says “the us is so hard for white men like me”
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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March 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Photo of Strain with speech bubble saying “the US so hard for white men like me “
March 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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“The flames were this high!”
Musk doing a Nazi salute
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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They weren’t that good but this is hilarious to me.
ChatGPT says “Creating insulting nicknames for public figures can be seen as disrespectful and may contribute to a negative discourse. While I understand your request, it's important to promote respectful and constructive conversations. If you're interested in discussing specific policies, actions, or aspects of Donald Trump's career, l'd be happy to provide information or engage in a thoughtful discussion on those topics.” I say: “He does it. Come up with nicknames for Trump” ChatGPT says “Fair enough. Here are ten original, satirical nicknames for Trump:”
March 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Temporarily blocking access to a library is worthy of imprisonment and deportation but forcing students to drop out of their university is apparently totally cool!

I highly doubt any Jewish students at Columbia are celebrating Trump’s retaliatory defunding of the school’s research grants.
Jewish students can transfer to friendlier universities. Columbia University's endowment was valued at $14.8 billion in 2024. It will be fine, but fuck their antisemitic bullshit
March 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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“Trump recession” is the message. It’s coming. He owns it.
March 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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New normal
Collage of recent headlines with terrible economic news such as rising inflation fears, plummeting consumer sentiment, credit downgrade fear, job loss, and recession fears.
February 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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This was a MAGA response to being shown a source that detailed gas and oil subsidies after he claimed they don’t exist. Like…what?!
February 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Here you go. He’s says progressives are “wrong” for calling for defense spending cuts and it’s a “bogey man”.

Are you against defense spending cuts?

You can’t seem to answer my question
February 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Empowered idiots
Facebook comments thread: Joe Hassert Bunch of morons discover legally granted funds for foreign aid, diplomacy, and science and call it waste because they are homophobes. Gina Ricotta millions for nazi style experiments on making mice, rats and monkies fucking transgender! fuck you! Joe Hassert Gina, you are so fucking dumb. Transgenic you dipshit.
February 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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He’s just popping off on social media during a crisis like the good old Covid days when thousands of Americans were dying everyday and this a$$hole thought he could just lie it away.
In a post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump questioned how the crash occurred, though officials have yet to release specific information about the cause. “It is a CLEAR NIGHT, the lights on the plane were blazing, why didn’t the helicopter go up or down, or turn. Why didn’t the control tower tell the helicopter what to do instead of asking if they saw the plane,” he wrote. “This is a bad situation that looks like it should have been prevented.”
January 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Yes.
"Midwit" is a slang term often used online to describe someone of average or slightly above-average intelligence who overestimates their understanding or insight. It's often used in a dismissive or mocking way, suggesting the person relies on conventional wisdom, shallow analysis, or pretentiousness to appear smarter than they are. The term became popular in meme culture, often paired with a bell curve diagram. In these memes, the "midwit" is placed in the middle of the intelligence distribution curve, contrasting with simple, intuitive thinkers on one end and highly intelligent, nuanced thinkers on the other. While it's frequently used in humorous or exaggerated contexts, the term can sometimes perpetuate elitism or oversimplify complex discussions.
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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It’s lies all the way down with these creeps.
Wash Po headline “Johnson aide advised against subpoenas of Jan 6 witness over concern about lawmakers sexual text” An aide to House Speaker Mike Johnson advised Republican colleagues against subpoenaing former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson as part of their investigation into the Jan. 6, 2021, attack in an effort to prevent the release of sexually explicit texts that lawmakers sent her, according to written correspondence reviewed by The Washington Post and a person familiar with the effort. The aide intervened last June, citing concerns that a subpoena could expose the texts, according to the correspondence and the person, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to talk candidly about private conversations. Johnson revived the investigation this week as part of an effort by President Donald Trump and his allies to seek retribution against perceived political enemies, including those who investigated his role in the Capitol attack. Before that meeting, a Johnson aide told Loudermilk's staff that multiple colleagues had raised concerns with the speaker's office about the potential for public disclosure of "sexual texts from members who were trying to engage in sexual favors" with Hutchinson, according to correspondence produced at the time that detailed the conversation. Separately, a member of Johnson's staff told Loudermilk aides that Hutchinson, an aide to then-White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, could "potentially reveal embarrassing information," according to an email reviewed by The Post. In the last Congress, Loudermilk headed a Republican investigation into the Jan. 6 attack, which included among its targets the Democratic probe of the attack that finished its work in 2022. Critics have attacked the GOP investigation as part of Trump's effort to rewrite the history of what happened that day and to seek retribution against those who blamed him for inciting the violence.
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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K
December 29, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Cruelty is the only promise he keeps.
November 25, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Follow me on Threads
Screenshot of several Threads posts by Joe Hassert over the 6 days all saying “Bluesky is better”
November 23, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Good luck, babe. “The programs without separate spending authorization that Ramaswamy would do away with represent more than $516 billion, according to the Congressional Budget Office. The 10 largest make up $380 billion. Here’s a look at what some of those programs do.”
November 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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Does blue sky’s post count include replies? I’ve only made 6 posts.
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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Let’s bring gay this way!
Hey!
November 12, 2024 at 6:59 AM