My five star Uber rating is no more. I am devastated.

On day one. I dread to think what else they will follow it up with.

I have spent my New Year in a giant yurt in Wales with my friends playing a homemade version of the Crystal Maze as the wind and rain lashes our little cosy bubble. How splendid.

I’m adding Golden Syrup to my lemsip, because it says you can add honey as a sweetener and Golden Syrup is basically honey isn’t it?

I am still no great fan of London Euston but my opinion of it has increased somewhat after they started using the big board for train departures again.

Gladiator 2 was alright, Denzel Washington easily the best thing about it. Feels like a lot was cut out of the movie, like there’s a four hour version that got chopped down.

I think my favourite part was the conversation I had before the movie about DnD settings with the guy who sold popcorn.

Good morning.

Word of the Day is as beautiful as it is underused. ‘Confelicity’ is finding joy in the happiness and success of others.

look at this absolute unit.