Donald Trump ... without question, without qualifier ... is the most narcissistic piece of absolute shit to ever ... fucking EVER ... occupy our great nation's Oval Office.

If you think THIS is an appropriate response by the sitting President, you're irredeemably deplorable.

Death is Life's way of telling you, "Told you so."

#HappySunday?

My wife likes incredibly strong coffee. I enjoy a milder cup of brew. I just found out she's been lying to me and secretly making the coffee SIGNIFICANTLY stronger than she has been telling me.

Abject betrayal!

I just told her this is coffee grounds for divorce.

#CoffeeTalk

I ... am ... FARTACUS!

Happy #TittyTuesday?

Black Friday Sun ... won't you come and exacerbate the pain.

Black Friday Sun ... won't you come. Won't you come.

#BlackFriday