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Joe Alfonso
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On the road to find out
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rubber chicken toy that looks like the Statue of Liberty, screams for up to 60 seconds after squeezing
October 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Still an absolute piece of valueless shit after all these years
March 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Ned Flanders' hip parents saying "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas"
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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A car designed by lovable but incredibly problematic idiot Homer Simpson. An impractical design that bankrupted his recently discovered half-brother's car company (but somehow the wealthy always bounce back)
November 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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Found some old notes from a boring work meeting
Crude drawing of E.T. holding his belly after consuming multiple cans of chili. He says "E.T. EAT TOO MUCH CHILI"
September 11, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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Just got this ad on the other site. Looks great, man.
November 8, 2023 at 10:16 PM