“You cannot burn a cloud” sounds like an AIM away message

We were the Louvre jewel thieves and she was the loot

On second thought…he’s not that smart.

“The envy of all women” yes, who among us can resist a guy who looks like a big toe in too-small sunglasses

They were hiring for music writers a few months ago. Unfortunately, I think it’s the latter. 😬

I also feel like they spend too much energy fact checking those “doctors say this one trick can help you lose weight” and ai slop posts instead of misinformation with far more grave consequences.

Saw one of these with Willie Nelson yesterday. Willie. Nelson.

Last time I said I was shopping around an idea for a book. I found a publisher and am currently writing it!