Why carry all those stressful annoying thoughts around? I'd rather be HUEG and DUBM like me 😎

Two priorities when you get into the party with your bro: beer station for a cold one and lube station so you can top up each other's lube

House parties with signs like "Plug must be this wide ⬅️⬅️⬅️➡️➡️➡️ to enter"

One of my favourite videos ever is axel abysse walking around in public like this. I'd love it if you did something like that

This is now a space where big freaky muscle fags show off in crop tops and thongs. Where we worship each other's bodies.

This space now smells like muscle, sweat, musk, cum and sex.

You have a choice. Either leave and relinquish this space to us. Or join us.

If you had straight plans for it, they will no longer be happening, bro.

You open your fridge. It is now full of chicken breast and protein shakes.

You open a cupboard. It is now full of bottles of X Lube.

You open your underwear drawer. It is now full of shiny thongs.

But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.

oh my "the parade balloon version of masculinity" needs more credit

Here are some suggested odor notes

Here's a blank copy so you can make your own

bet you wish it was long enough to hang past your balls 🤭🤭

aww you had a little squirt 😊

get wider bro

thank you!

Now the whole bar smells like him. He knows he has totally dominated the space, moans and spurts into his thong.

Everyone is staring at him, and he's grinning and leaking profusely from the attention. The real him wants to run and hide, but the spell makes him do a double bicep pose. This shows off his arms nicely but also hits everyone with a wave of fresh musk from his wet pits.