JockMeBro
@jockmebro.bsky.social
writing about big sweaty dumb jocks
love to chat about kink ‐ DM me!
moved here from twitter
love to chat about kink ‐ DM me!
moved here from twitter
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Fuck I love being so dumb. It's so hot 🥵 I get boned up just thinking about it. And I know you're jealous 😏 You wish you were as stupid as me, don't you, brain boy? 😉 No stress, no worries, just being a happy horny slutty idiot 😈
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Increasingly, my kink vibe at the moment is "being a horrifying cursed entity"
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm queering your space by filling it with my muscle and musk.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
Sorry, but it kinda happens whether I like it or not, I'm just too queer. This is what happens if you invite a musclefag into your house.
My fagginess has seeped into the essence of your house.
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the most important part of your workout 💪
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
the most important part of your workout 💪
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But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.
June 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
But not in necessarily an aggressive way. Like there is a sense of fear at the obvious size and power. But it’s more being the parade balloon version of masculinity. Overinflated but comforting. Yes I can lift stupid weight but I’m also something to be ogled/fondled/shown off. A prize livestock.
Quote with what your musk smells like!
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Quote with what your musk smells like!
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
My musk smells like, starting from the strongest: sweat, onion, urine, putrid, musty, cumin, skunk, pine, diesel
Strength: 10/10 extremely strong smell
Additional info: nearby humidity is increased and you will be able to taste most of my musk notes
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Describing adding 1000lbs of muscle, a borderline unbreathable musk & having your libido melt your brain as a “minor puberty” because you know that there are many MANY more to come
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Describing adding 1000lbs of muscle, a borderline unbreathable musk & having your libido melt your brain as a “minor puberty” because you know that there are many MANY more to come
More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. MORE GUYS WITH FAT TITS AND THICK BELLIES IN CROP TOPS [I am dragged off stage]
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. More guys with fat tits and thick bellies in crop tops. MORE GUYS WITH FAT TITS AND THICK BELLIES IN CROP TOPS [I am dragged off stage]
On the inside you're a nice guy, but your new programming forces you to act like a jock bully, forcing nerds to lick your pits and smirking like a douche
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
On the inside you're a nice guy, but your new programming forces you to act like a jock bully, forcing nerds to lick your pits and smirking like a douche
He heads out to the gay bar, the perfect place to get lots of attention. His arrivals are always the same. First, people smell his musk, then they hear the clomp of his oversized feet, then they hear the ground shaking under his weight, then they finally see his body lumber into sight.
The joy in his voice as he asks for extra seats, more space, reinforced bedframes. Taking up space, drawing eyes, filling noses with his scent, even heating up rooms he's in.
November 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
He heads out to the gay bar, the perfect place to get lots of attention. His arrivals are always the same. First, people smell his musk, then they hear the clomp of his oversized feet, then they hear the ground shaking under his weight, then they finally see his body lumber into sight.
He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer."
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
He was too scared and shy to come out of the closet, so he cast a spell that would make him "obviously a big queer."
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Now he's another former nerd blushing because he has to go out in public, and he just went through hyperpuberty
Agreeing to let your partner become your owner. Becoming a pet, not a boyfriend. A beast, not a man. Feeling so excited, so warm, so safe as the collar closes around your neck
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Agreeing to let your partner become your owner. Becoming a pet, not a boyfriend. A beast, not a man. Feeling so excited, so warm, so safe as the collar closes around your neck
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the streetcar FINALLY pulls up, grating and sparking along the ground. you clamber on, irritated at the delay, and turn to take a seat
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the streetcar FINALLY pulls up, grating and sparking along the ground. you clamber on, irritated at the delay, and turn to take a seat
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
you’re stopped dead in your tracks, unable to get past even if you could move. in front of you is
me.
🎨: @guzreuef.bsky.social
Megamusclefag Problems: Musk so strong that people are disgusted or turned on all the time
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Megamusclefag Problems: Musk so strong that people are disgusted or turned on all the time
Megamusclefag Problems: Needing a release 8–10 times a day or it starts to happen spontaneously, and someone has to clean up a huge mess
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Megamusclefag Problems: Needing a release 8–10 times a day or it starts to happen spontaneously, and someone has to clean up a huge mess
Who's signing up next?
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Who's signing up next?
anyone remember Ty and the beach bullies?
October 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
anyone remember Ty and the beach bullies?
Josh is a nice, sweet, nerdy guy who is vaguely oblivious that he has become a hyper muscle freak cursed with overflowing masculinity
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Josh is a nice, sweet, nerdy guy who is vaguely oblivious that he has become a hyper muscle freak cursed with overflowing masculinity
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hyper dicks being extremely prone to prejac-esque troubles because of the sheer amount of nerve endings involved is a vry hot concept
July 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
hyper dicks being extremely prone to prejac-esque troubles because of the sheer amount of nerve endings involved is a vry hot concept
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the logical end point of himbo culture 💦
July 31, 2025 at 10:49 AM
the logical end point of himbo culture 💦
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💙 size altering butt musk
June 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
💙 size altering butt musk
humiliation kink but it's just existing and being perceived in your body that's humiliating
June 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
humiliation kink but it's just existing and being perceived in your body that's humiliating
shy, awkward, hypermuscular men trying to navigate ordinary situations
June 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
shy, awkward, hypermuscular men trying to navigate ordinary situations
Introducing Jared
6'7"
400lbs/ 180kg
4% body fat
Size 18 feet
Full body thick hair coverage
Strong musk
Oily and sweaty skin
0.5" penis and 1" diameter testes
Nipples 2" long, 2" wide
Uncontrollable libido
Frequent spontaneous orgasms
Sleeps with a Gape Keeper 140 in
Wears a Grip 170 daily
6'7"
400lbs/ 180kg
4% body fat
Size 18 feet
Full body thick hair coverage
Strong musk
Oily and sweaty skin
0.5" penis and 1" diameter testes
Nipples 2" long, 2" wide
Uncontrollable libido
Frequent spontaneous orgasms
Sleeps with a Gape Keeper 140 in
Wears a Grip 170 daily
June 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Introducing Jared
6'7"
400lbs/ 180kg
4% body fat
Size 18 feet
Full body thick hair coverage
Strong musk
Oily and sweaty skin
0.5" penis and 1" diameter testes
Nipples 2" long, 2" wide
Uncontrollable libido
Frequent spontaneous orgasms
Sleeps with a Gape Keeper 140 in
Wears a Grip 170 daily
6'7"
400lbs/ 180kg
4% body fat
Size 18 feet
Full body thick hair coverage
Strong musk
Oily and sweaty skin
0.5" penis and 1" diameter testes
Nipples 2" long, 2" wide
Uncontrollable libido
Frequent spontaneous orgasms
Sleeps with a Gape Keeper 140 in
Wears a Grip 170 daily
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My earliest sexual thoughts were of bodybuilders and bodybuilder actors so big that they stopped registering as human. Am just now making the connection between that and furry/monster attraction, and how I don’t just wanna be muscular but to take up space/not fit in normal human designed spaces 🥵
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My earliest sexual thoughts were of bodybuilders and bodybuilder actors so big that they stopped registering as human. Am just now making the connection between that and furry/monster attraction, and how I don’t just wanna be muscular but to take up space/not fit in normal human designed spaces 🥵