Jocelyn
@jocelyn-the-wicked.bsky.social
Existential Menace. Professional Overthinker. Writer.
When I asked the service for a bigger cock, I got a huge white chicken in front of this image. It was funny. #aiart #blueskyai #futanari #succubus
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When I asked the service for a bigger cock, I got a huge white chicken in front of this image. It was funny. #aiart #blueskyai #futanari #succubus
Survived Christmas in Central Valley. The ham was overcooked, the conversation was undercooked, and my cousin’s new boyfriend explained crypto while I fantasized about gagging him with a dinner roll.
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Survived Christmas in Central Valley. The ham was overcooked, the conversation was undercooked, and my cousin’s new boyfriend explained crypto while I fantasized about gagging him with a dinner roll.
Hi everybody. We live in a terrible country. 30 years from now victims of this will get the "we're very sorry" acknowledgement from the government. Just as... say the Japanese did decades after internment.
tonight the government killed a story on cbs about the slave labor camp in a foreign country theyre illegally sending people to
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hi everybody. We live in a terrible country. 30 years from now victims of this will get the "we're very sorry" acknowledgement from the government. Just as... say the Japanese did decades after internment.
Reposted by Jocelyn
Reposted by Jocelyn
Experts say PG&E, authorities should have evacuated before Hayward gas explosion trib.al/XhqEsgX
Experts say PG&E, authorities should have evacuated before Hayward gas explosion
Federal and state officials have repeatedly investigated and fined the utility for gas-safety incidents in recent years.
trib.al
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Experts say PG&E, authorities should have evacuated before Hayward gas explosion trib.al/XhqEsgX
AI created ads are weird. I don't remember the product or service. I remember the uncanny valley and feeling bothered by it. Someone should tell the ad people that.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
AI created ads are weird. I don't remember the product or service. I remember the uncanny valley and feeling bothered by it. Someone should tell the ad people that.
The Barbarian at last mind controled his nemesis, but had no idea that she'd be into it. #literotica #mindcontrol
www.literotica.com/s/barbarians...
www.literotica.com/s/barbarians...
Barbarian's mind control Backfires - Mind Control - Literotica.com
A Barbarian mind controls the sorceress. She's into it.
www.literotica.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Barbarian at last mind controled his nemesis, but had no idea that she'd be into it. #literotica #mindcontrol
www.literotica.com/s/barbarians...
www.literotica.com/s/barbarians...
Futanari stuff for you.
Futa Cop's Roadtrip Brat
Futa Cop's Roadtrip Brat - Kindle edition by Saragona, Jocelyn. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Futa Cop's Roadtrip Brat.
www.amazon.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Futanari stuff for you.
Got my first "don't talk about politics" text from the cousins for holidays. Yeah cousins, as if I'm eager to trigger the inane ramblings of 'that uncle' who already won't go to the Christmas eve thing because the Episcopalians "too liberal." Here's a though, tell 'that uncle' not to talk instead.
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Got my first "don't talk about politics" text from the cousins for holidays. Yeah cousins, as if I'm eager to trigger the inane ramblings of 'that uncle' who already won't go to the Christmas eve thing because the Episcopalians "too liberal." Here's a though, tell 'that uncle' not to talk instead.
Is religious play out of bounds? If you are praying to a half-naked man nailed to wood—don't lecture me about blasphemy when your whole religion is built on a torture kink and a safeword no one uses.
December 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Is religious play out of bounds? If you are praying to a half-naked man nailed to wood—don't lecture me about blasphemy when your whole religion is built on a torture kink and a safeword no one uses.
Tonight’s plans: 35mm screening of Black Christmas, the original. Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like watching a sorority house get terrorized.
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tonight’s plans: 35mm screening of Black Christmas, the original. Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit like watching a sorority house get terrorized.
I will spend Christmas in a California red county where the nativity scenes have more guns than wise men. Can't wait to explain to my uncle that no, "Happy Holidays" isn't hate speech.
Good thing in its near a winery though. :-)
Good thing in its near a winery though. :-)
December 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I will spend Christmas in a California red county where the nativity scenes have more guns than wise men. Can't wait to explain to my uncle that no, "Happy Holidays" isn't hate speech.
Good thing in its near a winery though. :-)
Good thing in its near a winery though. :-)
Federal government pulls funding from Eureka's wind project because "energy independence" apparently means kneeling for oil execs, not actual independence. Classic. They'll subsidize billionaires drilling our future into dust instead. How did Eureka vote last election though?
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Federal government pulls funding from Eureka's wind project because "energy independence" apparently means kneeling for oil execs, not actual independence. Classic. They'll subsidize billionaires drilling our future into dust instead. How did Eureka vote last election though?
The last episode of the Mighty Nein wrecked me emotionally. I'll need a steady dose of sees candy, cozy fantasy, and probably a re-watch of Miyazaki film now.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The last episode of the Mighty Nein wrecked me emotionally. I'll need a steady dose of sees candy, cozy fantasy, and probably a re-watch of Miyazaki film now.
My primary and I drank a bunch and danced around to Mr. Kitty in a friend's apartment last night. This is what happens when a work contract ends. You don't care anymore and can have fun.
December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My primary and I drank a bunch and danced around to Mr. Kitty in a friend's apartment last night. This is what happens when a work contract ends. You don't care anymore and can have fun.
A conservative's version of taboo porn is watching a woman read a book in public without getting permission first. Or the woman is speaking in public, while they're tied to chair like its a cuckhold scene.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A conservative's version of taboo porn is watching a woman read a book in public without getting permission first. Or the woman is speaking in public, while they're tied to chair like its a cuckhold scene.
Conservatives can't write good erotic fiction because they think "submission" means obeying your husband and "power exchange" is just taxes. They want hierarchy without the safe word, discipline without the aftercare, and pleasure without the mess, or the egalitarianism.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Conservatives can't write good erotic fiction because they think "submission" means obeying your husband and "power exchange" is just taxes. They want hierarchy without the safe word, discipline without the aftercare, and pleasure without the mess, or the egalitarianism.
Personally, I'd like to play Final Fantasy from Jessie's perspective. Her outfit is great. But she’s not just eye candy; she’s entrenched in an anti-capitalist, guerrilla, operation while flirting with Cloud like he’s a side quest she might fail on purpose.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Personally, I'd like to play Final Fantasy from Jessie's perspective. Her outfit is great. But she’s not just eye candy; she’s entrenched in an anti-capitalist, guerrilla, operation while flirting with Cloud like he’s a side quest she might fail on purpose.
Cloud's attractiveness is that specific brand of "traumatized himbo who thinks a personality is something you borrow from your dead friends." He's too busy having a dissociative episode every time someone asks about his feelings to realize anyone might be interested in him.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Cloud's attractiveness is that specific brand of "traumatized himbo who thinks a personality is something you borrow from your dead friends." He's too busy having a dissociative episode every time someone asks about his feelings to realize anyone might be interested in him.
Sephiroth’s mysterious sexiness is projection— He’s basically a haunted house with good hair; you fill in the blanks with whatever issues you want dommed out of you. The man has less personality than my kettlebell, but that’s the point: he’s a mirror for your own desire to be.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sephiroth’s mysterious sexiness is projection— He’s basically a haunted house with good hair; you fill in the blanks with whatever issues you want dommed out of you. The man has less personality than my kettlebell, but that’s the point: he’s a mirror for your own desire to be.
Mind control erotica walks a tightrope between fantasy and violation, and the type/quality depends on whether the narrative treats consent as part of the conflict, or whether it is simply absent. #erotica #amwriting #mindcontrolkink #amwritingerotica
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Mind control erotica walks a tightrope between fantasy and violation, and the type/quality depends on whether the narrative treats consent as part of the conflict, or whether it is simply absent. #erotica #amwriting #mindcontrolkink #amwritingerotica
Writing erotica is the only job way I get paid for making people squirm. Every scene is a power negotiation —and I get to map the collapse like a dungeon crawl. Plus, there’s nothing like drafting a particularly cruel tease to monetize someone's shame spiral.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Writing erotica is the only job way I get paid for making people squirm. Every scene is a power negotiation —and I get to map the collapse like a dungeon crawl. Plus, there’s nothing like drafting a particularly cruel tease to monetize someone's shame spiral.