aspiring wife guy
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its cool how covid discourse has vaccine freaks and hypochondriacs in a permanent cage match
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
its cool how covid discourse has vaccine freaks and hypochondriacs in a permanent cage match
what do you mean marjorie taylor brown worked. what a fuckin pussy
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
what do you mean marjorie taylor brown worked. what a fuckin pussy
somehow my grandma got it in her head that she needs a separate laptop for youtube because watching youtube will wear out her good laptop
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
somehow my grandma got it in her head that she needs a separate laptop for youtube because watching youtube will wear out her good laptop
forgot to add water to the steamer but my broccoli still steamed... miracles happen
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
forgot to add water to the steamer but my broccoli still steamed... miracles happen
i think someone should put john rzeznik in a medieval torture device until he agrees to stop playing iris and make the goo goo dolls a replacements worship band again
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i think someone should put john rzeznik in a medieval torture device until he agrees to stop playing iris and make the goo goo dolls a replacements worship band again
they say there's a direct gut-brain connection but a bad poop will also just ruin your day
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
they say there's a direct gut-brain connection but a bad poop will also just ruin your day
really looking forward to finding out the comically inept way they try to cover up the epstein stuff that will still work somehow
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
really looking forward to finding out the comically inept way they try to cover up the epstein stuff that will still work somehow
obviously trashy but song kinda goes, surprisingly. sorry but it's true. i don't know when she was born but this had to be 2009. too much kesha and not enough kylie minogue. also god damn that's a big head
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
obviously trashy but song kinda goes, surprisingly. sorry but it's true. i don't know when she was born but this had to be 2009. too much kesha and not enough kylie minogue. also god damn that's a big head
"i could've been someone" i couldn't. i hate being
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"i could've been someone" i couldn't. i hate being
it's so embarrassing that people kept watching stranger things after season 2. when did we stop feeling shame
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
it's so embarrassing that people kept watching stranger things after season 2. when did we stop feeling shame
i'm pretty sure he was speaking metaphorically, but if presidents are sucking each other off then maybe there's hope for this country after all
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i'm pretty sure he was speaking metaphorically, but if presidents are sucking each other off then maybe there's hope for this country after all
hard to overstate how much nothing is going to come of this
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 AM
hard to overstate how much nothing is going to come of this
join every class action
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
join every class action
i don't know how they did it but every episode of columbo has a new most beautiful woman to ever live
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i don't know how they did it but every episode of columbo has a new most beautiful woman to ever live
more shocking revelations about a thing we've all known that he basically admitted on video decades ago
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
more shocking revelations about a thing we've all known that he basically admitted on video decades ago
don't make me vote for hochul man. what did i do to deserve this
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
don't make me vote for hochul man. what did i do to deserve this
every day i get one step closer to liquidating my retirement and disappearing in east asia
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
every day i get one step closer to liquidating my retirement and disappearing in east asia
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"hotly" has got to be one of the dumbest sounding real words of all time. oh? the facts are hotly contested? shut the hell up man you sound like a url shortener
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"hotly" has got to be one of the dumbest sounding real words of all time. oh? the facts are hotly contested? shut the hell up man you sound like a url shortener
working on a gratitude list. first and foremost i'm glad that people aren't talking about severance anymore
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
working on a gratitude list. first and foremost i'm glad that people aren't talking about severance anymore
saw the new insurance premiums and started laughing like a maniac
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
saw the new insurance premiums and started laughing like a maniac
one of the reasons halloween continues into adulthood is because it's a low-stakes opportunity for women to try out bangs
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
one of the reasons halloween continues into adulthood is because it's a low-stakes opportunity for women to try out bangs
american culture is just gambling and gooning at this point
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
american culture is just gambling and gooning at this point
demolish the west wing next. there can't be that many DVDs floating around
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
demolish the west wing next. there can't be that many DVDs floating around
it should only be illegal to bet on sports if you aren't playing. we've got this all wrong
October 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
it should only be illegal to bet on sports if you aren't playing. we've got this all wrong