danbo
@danboland.net
video game programmer, lua and love2d. blue revolver (+double action). scrandle.
https://danboland.net
https://danboland.net
retro game enthusiasts and the wives of characters in kitchen sink dramas are often saying things like "my mister is broke" "i hate my mister" "there are connectivity issues with my mister"
February 19, 2026 at 5:00 AM
retro game enthusiasts and the wives of characters in kitchen sink dramas are often saying things like "my mister is broke" "i hate my mister" "there are connectivity issues with my mister"
it's true that its a cool weird transitional game that's fun to think about but more to the point, i feel that the steam banner art makes it look like a t-rex is yelling "DINO CRISIS 2" at you
February 19, 2026 at 4:03 AM
it's true that its a cool weird transitional game that's fun to think about but more to the point, i feel that the steam banner art makes it look like a t-rex is yelling "DINO CRISIS 2" at you
last day in japan and im not going to waste a seco-(sound of coins going into a halley's comet machine)
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
last day in japan and im not going to waste a seco-(sound of coins going into a halley's comet machine)
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Who are you… You must help me, please… Bring me the salmon treats… I can't… I can't see you… hear me… I need the salmon treats, you must bring me the salmon treats… Please bring … beg of you, bring the treats… Help me… I am Babka… Given up long ago… There is one thing I need to be rescued… You must…
February 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Who are you… You must help me, please… Bring me the salmon treats… I can't… I can't see you… hear me… I need the salmon treats, you must bring me the salmon treats… Please bring … beg of you, bring the treats… Help me… I am Babka… Given up long ago… There is one thing I need to be rescued… You must…
don't feel bad about being self-deprecating as a creative! even yuzo koshiro called the super shinobi's boss theme "terrible beat"! it comes with the territory!
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 AM
don't feel bad about being self-deprecating as a creative! even yuzo koshiro called the super shinobi's boss theme "terrible beat"! it comes with the territory!
quick and crash was released in 1999. i think if you had asked me to guess when it was released, all i can say is that i would have definitely at least got the right millenium
February 10, 2026 at 11:02 AM
quick and crash was released in 1999. i think if you had asked me to guess when it was released, all i can say is that i would have definitely at least got the right millenium
excited to share that "Tough Gummy Pro" is now my number 1 favourite product name, narrowly beating the long-time champion, "Gorilla Mind Smooth"
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
excited to share that "Tough Gummy Pro" is now my number 1 favourite product name, narrowly beating the long-time champion, "Gorilla Mind Smooth"
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Sad boy talking to his mom: i just cant seem to be able to keep a job...i dont have the money to go back to college... I just dont know what to do...
Mom: its ok sweetie, you have options
*several small sad boys floating around him now*
Sad boy: yeah...i do...
Mom: its ok sweetie, you have options
*several small sad boys floating around him now*
Sad boy: yeah...i do...
October 19, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Sad boy talking to his mom: i just cant seem to be able to keep a job...i dont have the money to go back to college... I just dont know what to do...
Mom: its ok sweetie, you have options
*several small sad boys floating around him now*
Sad boy: yeah...i do...
Mom: its ok sweetie, you have options
*several small sad boys floating around him now*
Sad boy: yeah...i do...
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LLM Slop Will Make Us Antisocial - Ruminations on IFComp 2025
mimidoshima.neocities.org/main/posts/2...
i wrote about recent events in the interactive fiction community and how it emboldened me to fight against vibe coders and LLM slop.
mimidoshima.neocities.org/main/posts/2...
i wrote about recent events in the interactive fiction community and how it emboldened me to fight against vibe coders and LLM slop.
Mimidoshima
LLM Slop Will Make Us Antisocial - Ruminations on IFComp 2025
mimidoshima.neocities.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
LLM Slop Will Make Us Antisocial - Ruminations on IFComp 2025
mimidoshima.neocities.org/main/posts/2...
i wrote about recent events in the interactive fiction community and how it emboldened me to fight against vibe coders and LLM slop.
mimidoshima.neocities.org/main/posts/2...
i wrote about recent events in the interactive fiction community and how it emboldened me to fight against vibe coders and LLM slop.
a football stadium is over 7,140 square meters in size. let me put that into perspective: that's big enough to fill an entire football stadium
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
a football stadium is over 7,140 square meters in size. let me put that into perspective: that's big enough to fill an entire football stadium
The Primal Scene Of Japan The Guy Saw
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
The Primal Scene Of Japan The Guy Saw
I wish I was better at playing yagawa games on stick because I have become newly obsessed with Battle Bakraid
February 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I wish I was better at playing yagawa games on stick because I have become newly obsessed with Battle Bakraid
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epstein engineered the ps3's lack of exclusives to drive 4chan traffic, you heard it here first
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
epstein engineered the ps3's lack of exclusives to drive 4chan traffic, you heard it here first
Well it was him and I spoke with him. There is a flyer art keychain gachapon... In related news I now have about 5 espg2 keychains, 5 pink sweets keychains, 0 ketsui keychains and 0 ibara keychains
i went to this and i'm like 90% sure IKD-san was giving out tickets at the front. i'm 100% sure i embarassed myself for not knowing what "we're closed on tuesday" meant
the store's open today! available merch includes the aforementioned soundtracks, various B2 poster reprints, a few shikishi, a couple shirts etc
afaik the plan's to only be open Friday through Monday of each week, a few hrs each day
afaik the plan's to only be open Friday through Monday of each week, a few hrs each day
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Well it was him and I spoke with him. There is a flyer art keychain gachapon... In related news I now have about 5 espg2 keychains, 5 pink sweets keychains, 0 ketsui keychains and 0 ibara keychains
I'm just a city boy I think
January 29, 2026 at 11:54 AM
I'm just a city boy I think
i went to this and i'm like 90% sure IKD-san was giving out tickets at the front. i'm 100% sure i embarassed myself for not knowing what "we're closed on tuesday" meant
the store's open today! available merch includes the aforementioned soundtracks, various B2 poster reprints, a few shikishi, a couple shirts etc
afaik the plan's to only be open Friday through Monday of each week, a few hrs each day
afaik the plan's to only be open Friday through Monday of each week, a few hrs each day
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 PM
i went to this and i'm like 90% sure IKD-san was giving out tickets at the front. i'm 100% sure i embarassed myself for not knowing what "we're closed on tuesday" meant
What would happen if you could randomly unlocked one video game move to do IRL but it was the "roadie run" from gears of war... Could a person be happy with just that...
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 AM
What would happen if you could randomly unlocked one video game move to do IRL but it was the "roadie run" from gears of war... Could a person be happy with just that...
i landed in Japan and drank a single sapporo. Sorry everyone but it's actually my year now. Thanks for keeping it warm for me
happy hogmanay. it ain't gonna be my year, it's gonna be everyone's.
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i landed in Japan and drank a single sapporo. Sorry everyone but it's actually my year now. Thanks for keeping it warm for me
somewhere in the history of video games it became the prevailing belief that regardless of genre, people really want to read dialogue in little text boxes where the text appears letter by letter -- often as early as possible, before you actually do whatever the game's about
January 15, 2026 at 11:44 AM
somewhere in the history of video games it became the prevailing belief that regardless of genre, people really want to read dialogue in little text boxes where the text appears letter by letter -- often as early as possible, before you actually do whatever the game's about
i saw some mutuals talking about the nikke characters that remind them of themselves and i felt like a victorian coal-mining orphan looking inside a warm sweet shop
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
i saw some mutuals talking about the nikke characters that remind them of themselves and i felt like a victorian coal-mining orphan looking inside a warm sweet shop
happy hogmanay. it ain't gonna be my year, it's gonna be everyone's.
January 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
happy hogmanay. it ain't gonna be my year, it's gonna be everyone's.
still got no idea what the revelatory advice is that the gambler from "the gambler" gives kenny rogers before he dies. "you have to know when to fold your cards". gee whiz. what's next, "press c to crouch"?
December 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
still got no idea what the revelatory advice is that the gambler from "the gambler" gives kenny rogers before he dies. "you have to know when to fold your cards". gee whiz. what's next, "press c to crouch"?
its my 37th birthday today. im going to drink hefeweizens and play resident evil randomizers all day.
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
its my 37th birthday today. im going to drink hefeweizens and play resident evil randomizers all day.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM