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café com leite e um pouco de vodka
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joareis.bsky.social
nada pior pode acontecer a um homem do que ter que trocar a senha do trabalho
January 15, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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marish.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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luckyluke94.bsky.social
Thinking about Cascão's Whatsapp
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
joareis.bsky.social
fascinado por esse comentário
December 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
joareis.bsky.social
como temperar bife paola carrosella
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
joareis.bsky.social
treinei sem passar desodorante e agora to com cheiro de leão de circo
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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ofioqueliga.bsky.social
janet jackson é diagnosticada com alzheimer, esquece que tem a doença e lembra de tudo
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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derek.bike
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
joareis.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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lewownardo1.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
joareis.bsky.social
sentar é um ato de fé
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
joareis.bsky.social
ficaria muito feliz se o plural de mão fosse mões
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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candidatonica.bsky.social
September 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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freeblowjob.deichator.ar
É mais difícil estudar após os 25 anos porque a moleira já tá fechada o que impede o conhecimento de entrar
September 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
joareis.bsky.social
incrivel a quantodade de tempo que eu ja passei olhando pra essa paisagem
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
joareis.bsky.social
i had a dream, that i’d always been yours
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
joareis.bsky.social
venho aqui admitir que sou um grande fã de mediana
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
joareis.bsky.social
falar aqui pra mim o dance fever so tem 14 musicas
September 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
joareis.bsky.social
eu amo a dilma falando eu sou presidente de banco querida
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
joareis.bsky.social
i lowkey am that girl
September 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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toshii.bsky.social
po vsf
September 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
joareis.bsky.social
you can call me what you like
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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eduardohanzo.bsky.social
vacina antirrábica? desculpa mas não vou tomar. quero manter meu rabo
September 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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silly.bsky.social
2025: DO AMPHETAMINES NOW
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August 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
joareis.bsky.social
odeio la niña
September 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM