Joaquin Emiliano
@joaquin-emiliano.bsky.social
New Orleans writer, friend with benefit, world's most celebrated unknown.
http://notesfromaneverwas.com/
http://notesfromaneverwas.com/
oh, message from my alter ego, comin’ in strong….
my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.
#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
oh, message from my alter ego, comin’ in strong….
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
March 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Joaquin Emiliano
If you don't wanna be Streets Behind, go ahead and get your tickets for Cummunity today! 🎟 6:30pm on 3/16 & 9pm on 3/17 & 3/18, all at the Allways Lounge 💜🖊
March 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you don't wanna be Streets Behind, go ahead and get your tickets for Cummunity today! 🎟 6:30pm on 3/16 & 9pm on 3/17 & 3/18, all at the Allways Lounge 💜🖊
i'm... pretty sure i remember writing this script...?
#Burlesque #BurlesquePlay #Theater #Playwrite #Community #NewOrleans #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #CoolCoolCool
#Burlesque #BurlesquePlay #Theater #Playwrite #Community #NewOrleans #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #CoolCoolCool
pardon my french but:
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
cul... cul, cul, cul.
#Community #Burlesque #Nola #NolaBurlesque #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty #CoolCoolCool #SaveGreendale #WereDoingABottleEpisode #Nerdlesque #NewOrleans
March 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
i'm... pretty sure i remember writing this script...?
#Burlesque #BurlesquePlay #Theater #Playwrite #Community #NewOrleans #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #CoolCoolCool
#Burlesque #BurlesquePlay #Theater #Playwrite #Community #NewOrleans #SixSeasonsAndAMovie #CoolCoolCool
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.
#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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you were welcomed.
So you heard of a place called New Orleans. And you were welcomed. Free license to walk the streets, a thousand or so back pocket pamphlets. You helped yourself to the food, possibly undertipped. C…
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January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.
#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer
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special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
December 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.
and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...
#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
please enjoy this tragically heartwarming tale of the star-crossed love between a little robot and Christmas turkey named Hamilton.
#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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christmas in a laboratory.
Two sub-levels down, the little robot quietly raised his head. He counted the minutes. Kept an eye on the door. On the keypad, its digits a calculus red. Once convinced, he stretched his set of mis…
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December 25, 2024 at 1:20 PM
please enjoy this tragically heartwarming tale of the star-crossed love between a little robot and Christmas turkey named Hamilton.
#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs
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we'll consume our way out of annihilation one of these years, i just KNOW it...
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
we'll consume our way out of annihilation one of these years, i just KNOW it...
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
you used to be cool, man.
alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.
#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
you used to be cool, man.
only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
December 18, 2024 at 1:46 AM
a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.
#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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wonderland.
Manny lost his thumb while carving initials into a Sunset Park sycamore on Christmas day. He had run from his house, boots crushing through a fresh snowfall north towards the hill. Streets empty, s…
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December 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
a slice of life, seasonal love letter from Sunset Park. besos.
#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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#XmasStory #ShortFiction #Christmas #ShortStory #Brooklyn #FirstLove #NolaWriter
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tonight, my yearly reading of CHRISTMAS IN A LABORATORY, only at Bar Redux and ONLY for WRITER'S BLOCK PARTY, featuring a showcase of the wildest writers #NewOrleans yet to crush underfoot.
#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽
#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽
December 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
tonight, my yearly reading of CHRISTMAS IN A LABORATORY, only at Bar Redux and ONLY for WRITER'S BLOCK PARTY, featuring a showcase of the wildest writers #NewOrleans yet to crush underfoot.
#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽
#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽
when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
this sunday in #NOLA, it's SEXY STORY TELLING. i'll be sharing tales of #AdultRetail and the ACTUAL bone-ified trick to growing yer wang by some kind of percentage in as little as however long it takes!
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
December 7, 2024 at 1:31 AM
this sunday in #NOLA, it's SEXY STORY TELLING. i'll be sharing tales of #AdultRetail and the ACTUAL bone-ified trick to growing yer wang by some kind of percentage in as little as however long it takes!
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!
you're welcome.
this coming monday my burly alter ego, @luckystrikeout.bsky.social will be back once again (with the renegade master).
#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans
#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans
here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!
and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!
#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
this coming monday my burly alter ego, @luckystrikeout.bsky.social will be back once again (with the renegade master).
#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans
#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans
shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
the world gets a little colder, sunlight several shades more grey, every year, every 2nd of December, canceling out every last bygone memory.
#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans
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#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans
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we lasted through winter.
i was sideways, asleep, or thought i was, between them, worried what if i would never feel this way again. morning just starting to peak. wouldn’t make its way through those blinds for a good bit, …
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December 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
the world gets a little colder, sunlight several shades more grey, every year, every 2nd of December, canceling out every last bygone memory.
#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans
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#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans
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November 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
some #thanksgiving body horror for all you wishful thinkers out there.
#FlashFiction #ShortFiction #Fiction #ShortStory #BodyHorror #Wishbone #NewOrleans #Nola #75secrets
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#FlashFiction #ShortFiction #Fiction #ShortStory #BodyHorror #Wishbone #NewOrleans #Nola #75secrets
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sometimes they listen.
The evening played out in timestamps. Front lawn embedded with individual flat rocks, leading up to closed eyes, her fingers tensing, slick with grease, firm grip worried that if she didn’t dig in …
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November 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
some #thanksgiving body horror for all you wishful thinkers out there.
#FlashFiction #ShortFiction #Fiction #ShortStory #BodyHorror #Wishbone #NewOrleans #Nola #75secrets
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#FlashFiction #ShortFiction #Fiction #ShortStory #BodyHorror #Wishbone #NewOrleans #Nola #75secrets
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