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Joaquin Emiliano
@joaquin-emiliano.bsky.social
New Orleans writer, friend with benefit, world's most celebrated unknown.

http://notesfromaneverwas.com/
oh, message from my alter ego, comin’ in strong….
my take on the classic on-arm-against-the-locker-asking-someone-out-in-a-way-that-makes-any-answer-feel-like-a-coerced-confession trope...

oh, and if ou want a 3-month free subscription to my OnlyFans, DM me and i'll send you the link.

#LuckyAintPretty #We'veGotSomeCatchingUpToDo
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
yours truly, as #AbedNadir as #Batman as #BruceWayne as #JuddNelson as #JohnBender as Disaster of Ceremonies in our #Burlesque homage to #Community... only if you want to get meta about it, though.

#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
#SixSeasonsAndSomeBooty
#NOLA #NolaBurlesque
March 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Joaquin Emiliano
If you don't wanna be Streets Behind, go ahead and get your tickets for Cummunity today! 🎟 6:30pm on 3/16 & 9pm on 3/17 & 3/18, all at the Allways Lounge 💜🖊
March 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
feels like only yesterday...

#NewOrleans #Nola #Informer
January 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
swore i would never share this piece again, but the moment in New Orleans seems to be demanding it of me.

#NewOrleans #Nola #MardiGras2025 #Poem #Poetry #Writing #Poet #Writer

notesfromaneverwas.com/2025/01/13/y...
you were welcomed.
So you heard of a place called New Orleans. And you were welcomed. Free license to walk the streets, a thousand or so back pocket pamphlets. You helped yourself to the food, possibly undertipped. C…
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January 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
special guest in the writer's room tonight... ditched by my muse, and i guess that's why they call it the mews.

#DavidTheCat #WritersRoom #Muse #Mews
January 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
one year since the last time you attempted even the most lackadaisical form of voluntairy communication,
a meme, having zero to do with anything resembling any moment ever shared since our first time together.

and every moment since i've been left saying anyway...

#MerryChrimas #XmasGhost
December 26, 2024 at 1:02 AM
please enjoy this tragically heartwarming tale of the star-crossed love between a little robot and Christmas turkey named Hamilton.

#ChristmasStory #ShortStory #SciFi
#ChristmasTale #MerryChristmas
#StoriesFromABarWithNoDoorknobs

notesfromaneverwas.com/2024/12/24/c...
christmas in a laboratory.
Two sub-levels down, the little robot quietly raised his head. He counted the minutes. Kept an eye on the door. On the keypad, its digits a calculus red. Once convinced, he stretched his set of mis…
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December 25, 2024 at 1:20 PM
we'll consume our way out of annihilation one of these years, i just KNOW it...

#MST3K #TomRompPaPomPom #Crow!#Crow!#Crow!#MerryChristmas
December 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
you used to be cool, man.
alright, final #burlesque pic of 2024.
me as Handstuff Christian Anderson for ONCE UPON A TASSEL (it's a 3 year anniversary thing) when Siberia of #NewOrleans was momentarily some other thing.

#Nola #NolaBurlesque #LuckyAintPretty
#PickAVersary #AnyVersary
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 PM
only seven more stripping days left, so merry happy to all, from all of us here at (THIS) Winkie's Diner.

#Burlesque #DavidLynch #MulhollandDrive #Nola #NewOrleans #NolaBurlesque
December 18, 2024 at 1:46 AM
tonight, my yearly reading of CHRISTMAS IN A LABORATORY, only at Bar Redux and ONLY for WRITER'S BLOCK PARTY, featuring a showcase of the wildest writers #NewOrleans yet to crush underfoot.

#NOLA #Writers #NolaNightLife
details in the comments 🔽
December 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
when halfway through a fifth of Jack should do the trick for this evening, but WWOZ in #NewOrleans starts celebrating Tom Waits' birthday, and now you just have to laugh at that old bloodshot moon in that burgundy sky.
December 8, 2024 at 4:49 AM
this sunday in #NOLA, it's SEXY STORY TELLING. i'll be sharing tales of #AdultRetail and the ACTUAL bone-ified trick to growing yer wang by some kind of percentage in as little as however long it takes!

THEN watch a real-live #burlesque babe interpret my words by way of striptease!

you're welcome.
December 7, 2024 at 1:31 AM
this coming monday my burly alter ego, @luckystrikeout.bsky.social will be back once again (with the renegade master).

#Burlesque #Trivia #90sTrivia #NOLA #NewOrleans
here we go again, #NOLA...
prizes! go-go dancing! a faulty point system! total anarchy brought to you by four of the most irreverent #burlesque performers in #NewOrleans!

and of course, your Disaster of Ceremonies.... some idiot!

#Trivia #90sTrivia #GoGoDancing #90s
December 6, 2024 at 1:46 AM
shareholders of UnitedHealthcare bravely forged ahead with the meeting, despite the senseless tragedy:

"before we begin, in honor of our fallen colleague, let us raise our heads and share a moment of maniacal laughter. those who wish may take a personal day to kick infermed children in the teeth."
December 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM
the world gets a little colder, sunlight several shades more grey, every year, every 2nd of December, canceling out every last bygone memory.

#75secrets #Flash #FlashFiction #Poem #Poetry #Threesome #Triad #PolyAm #Heartbreak #NOLA #NewOrleans

notesfromaneverwas.com/2023/12/02/w...
we lasted through winter.
i was sideways, asleep, or thought i was, between them, worried what if i would never feel this way again. morning just starting to peak. wouldn’t make its way through those blinds for a good bit, …
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December 2, 2024 at 7:35 PM
November 30, 2024 at 8:43 PM
he started early this year.

#DavidTheCat #NOLA #NewOrleans
November 27, 2024 at 6:37 PM
November 26, 2024 at 9:26 PM