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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone)
@joanthebigboat.bsky.social
the lights are off and nobody is home

Creator of Torment, Harbinger of Change,
Landlord of several mind palaces.
TGirl Trucker
E 8/16/23 💖
Known good-hearted imbecile.
Seaman Flunkie
Scary tall, like Siren Head if I wore heels.
which is probably for the best
November 7, 2023 at 2:56 PM
I mean I'll just buy a poncho 😪 Shitshow or shitstorm it's probably a good idea to buy a poncho
November 7, 2023 at 2:51 PM
real
November 7, 2023 at 2:50 PM
LMAO ok a lil shit slinging as a treat
November 7, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I'm proud of you, it doesn't undo the damage but taking the high road is much better for you than schlopping in the muck and drama swamp
November 7, 2023 at 2:45 PM
lesson learned no rest for the tired quiet and private it's all about the internet drama babyyyyy things can't end reasonably or without drama bc high-school never ends
November 7, 2023 at 2:42 PM
that's what I was trying to say nicely yea 🥲 I'm terminally offline and my exes tried to pull shit like that on twt to their 24 followers
November 7, 2023 at 2:37 PM
the punishment of not airing the laundry in front of the internet is having it someone else pick through it and only air what they want to
November 7, 2023 at 2:33 PM
You're so beautiful and lovely
November 7, 2023 at 2:28 PM
no, thank u
November 7, 2023 at 2:27 PM
#1 in my heart
November 7, 2023 at 2:26 PM
that's nothing against you it's just in general, like buying records art magic cards etc shipping makes it so much harder to justify cool shit like this 🥲💕
November 7, 2023 at 1:24 PM
shipping is so killer to get over the pond 😭
November 7, 2023 at 1:22 PM
sexy little midriff showing and a little yarn Line hanging off where it could be continued but also unraveled (sexy Weezer moment) ((but like dont actually pull that's too much work to undo))
November 7, 2023 at 12:09 AM
fully knit/crochet spiderman suit with raised webs Raimi/Toby style
November 7, 2023 at 12:05 AM
it's a song about the signature party staple "i love you red solo cup. (chorus) red solo cup, I fill you up, let's have a party"
very funny mental image of the receptacle you're being poured into(pre party) or out of (ethical cutie consumption) leaving not a drop
November 6, 2023 at 10:52 PM
this is a short simple poem that was written as a companion piece to the hit song red solo cup
November 6, 2023 at 10:47 PM
hell yea! I love that for you 💕
November 6, 2023 at 10:41 PM
I just give him the mon the akatsuki member and what space of my arm and he does his magic they're all so rad
November 6, 2023 at 10:31 PM