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Joan, the Unpostable 🚛🏳️‍⚧️ (gone)
@joanthebigboat.bsky.social
the lights are off and nobody is home

Creator of Torment, Harbinger of Change,
Landlord of several mind palaces.
TGirl Trucker
E 8/16/23 💖
Known good-hearted imbecile.
Seaman Flunkie
Scary tall, like Siren Head if I wore heels.
goodbye, skyline. it wasn't very real and it wasn't too much fun. I am return to unpostable.
November 7, 2023 at 3:08 PM
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normalize being a snake in the grass. a good snake is a lifelong companion. may not be a long life but its the glomlife. glom on. get glompilled. start saying shit like "better to have glommed and lost than never to have glommed at all." show some spine. let me see the strength of your constrictions
November 7, 2023 at 2:53 PM
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i’m a girl
November 7, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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excerpt from nephew's oeuvre
September 28, 2023 at 3:08 PM
call me "the part that sticks out of the ocean" bc I'm a sub top
November 7, 2023 at 12:03 AM
so unbelievably hot, no business being so hot and cool and worthy of your love and tips!! give them to Dia!!
November 6, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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just need $30 to cover this if anyone can help
bank account is negative too oh i am going to lose my mind lmaoo
November 6, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I feel like I'm the kinda cute that doesn't really get a second glance
November 6, 2023 at 9:05 PM
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btw u can only really call it homewrecking if you actually had a good relationship that wasn't held together purely by quite frankly unhealthy levels of codependence
November 6, 2023 at 8:18 PM
Korn is low key goated when 4 guys from a gas station at 2 am, shredding out absolute heat is the vibe
November 6, 2023 at 7:49 PM
people named river are low key goated when making me think about my freak ass ex that I shouldn't miss but do is the vibe
November 6, 2023 at 6:59 PM
*casting my 2024 ballot*
if I gotta ima wait in the rain.
girl
you
don't
know
my
pain
(Bernie isn't on the ticket)
November 6, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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every day I ask for fun discourse an no titty, and every day there's titty and no fun discourse
November 6, 2023 at 4:54 PM
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here’s another law idea; term limits for everything
November 6, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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hey look at this
November 6, 2023 at 12:55 AM