goodbye, skyline. it wasn't very real and it wasn't too much fun. I am return to unpostable.

normalize being a snake in the grass. a good snake is a lifelong companion. may not be a long life but its the glomlife. glom on. get glompilled. start saying shit like "better to have glommed and lost than never to have glommed at all." show some spine. let me see the strength of your constrictions

i’m a girl

excerpt from nephew's oeuvre

call me "the part that sticks out of the ocean" bc I'm a sub top

so unbelievably hot, no business being so hot and cool and worthy of your love and tips!! give them to Dia!!

just need $30 to cover this if anyone can help

I feel like I'm the kinda cute that doesn't really get a second glance

btw u can only really call it homewrecking if you actually had a good relationship that wasn't held together purely by quite frankly unhealthy levels of codependence

Korn is low key goated when 4 guys from a gas station at 2 am, shredding out absolute heat is the vibe

people named river are low key goated when making me think about my freak ass ex that I shouldn't miss but do is the vibe

*casting my 2024 ballot*
if I gotta ima wait in the rain.
girl
you
don't
know
my
pain
(Bernie isn't on the ticket)

every day I ask for fun discourse an no titty, and every day there's titty and no fun discourse

here’s another law idea; term limits for everything

hey look at this