it was so embarrassing i think i disassociated the rest of the date

shoulda known, when this man said he was from Syracuse and living in lafeyette😔

hi, i’m Joan, a 56 year old trans woman, and I am still at the DMV

once again i blame the moon

lol sorry i didn’t give enough context clues when I tweeted this at 7am, though that would also be stupid, this was stupid bc it was just an entirely different tranny working the door

one time, at my own party, someone came up to me and said, “wait, didn’t you just greet us and take our money at the door?” 💀