Joan
@joanthebaptist.us
bimbo thoughts only
i love music & gay people
i deejay sometimes
https://on.soundcloud.com/ywNoHR3ZSWHfyi4AA
i love music & gay people
i deejay sometimes
https://on.soundcloud.com/ywNoHR3ZSWHfyi4AA
drugged out twinks in a parking lot
jesus christ on a plastic sign
…or whatever Charli XCX said
jesus christ on a plastic sign
…or whatever Charli XCX said
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
drugged out twinks in a parking lot
jesus christ on a plastic sign
…or whatever Charli XCX said
jesus christ on a plastic sign
…or whatever Charli XCX said
September 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
love when i match with someone on feeld and then absolutely nothing happens - it’s like making brief eye contact with someone midly attractive in a grocery store and you know ur a self-checkout girlie
August 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
love when i match with someone on feeld and then absolutely nothing happens - it’s like making brief eye contact with someone midly attractive in a grocery store and you know ur a self-checkout girlie
fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys
June 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
fuck i forgot this app was supposed to be my personality sorry guys
y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack
April 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
y’all… music is so good! im listening to the pride and prejudice soundtrack
deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body
April 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
deep down i am elizabeth bennet (keira knightly version) but in a mr bingley body
i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beat
orgasm, by the baptist
track by the baptist
joanthebaptist.bandcamp.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i put out music for the first time ever and its a fergie edit over a sexy beat
i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm
April 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i think the pandemic rly accelerated the age of everyone bc i’m in my 30s and i took 3 naps today, all before 5pm
shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy”
we out here, not doing shit
we out here, not doing shit
March 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
shout out to all my homies with pathological demand avoidance, which my therapist calls “persistent desire for autonomy”
we out here, not doing shit
we out here, not doing shit
🥰✨your outie is addicted to amyl nitrate✨🌈
March 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
🥰✨your outie is addicted to amyl nitrate✨🌈
tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man
-take off all the foil of his burrito,
-UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???
-take off all the foil of his burrito,
-UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???
March 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
tonight i went on a date to my favorite taqueria, where i watched a grown ass man
-take off all the foil of his burrito,
-UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???
-take off all the foil of his burrito,
-UNRAVEL THE BURRITO ITSELF -then eat it with a fork and a knife???
i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao
March 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i guess f8 nightclub updated their safe space policy and it’s just this poorly placed sticker in times new roman font that reads “THIS IS A SAFE PLACE” lmao
my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA
March 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
my 15 yo, 1 ton paperweight w/ radio watching me dump my entire paycheck for the SFMTA
i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i have arrived at the DMV despite being 10th in the virtual line, at this rate, i’ll be in my 40s when i get out of here
Reposted by Joan
making buzzwords. Liberal journalists, lemme know if u wanna use any of these:
-Woke MAGA
-Transcongressional
-Dark Stein
-Theycott
-Propagantic
aaaaand
-Voicemail Activism
If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you:
-Fake science
-Degenerology
-Bidemnesia
-Teslamericans
-FAUXbama
-Woke MAGA
-Transcongressional
-Dark Stein
-Theycott
-Propagantic
aaaaand
-Voicemail Activism
If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you:
-Fake science
-Degenerology
-Bidemnesia
-Teslamericans
-FAUXbama
March 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
making buzzwords. Liberal journalists, lemme know if u wanna use any of these:
-Woke MAGA
-Transcongressional
-Dark Stein
-Theycott
-Propagantic
aaaaand
-Voicemail Activism
If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you:
-Fake science
-Degenerology
-Bidemnesia
-Teslamericans
-FAUXbama
-Woke MAGA
-Transcongressional
-Dark Stein
-Theycott
-Propagantic
aaaaand
-Voicemail Activism
If you’re a right wing pundit, here are some for you:
-Fake science
-Degenerology
-Bidemnesia
-Teslamericans
-FAUXbama
i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell.
-car is towed for expired registration
-registration is behind two years
-car tow goes up $74 per day
-i get paid on thursday
best case scenario is if i get murdered
-car is towed for expired registration
-registration is behind two years
-car tow goes up $74 per day
-i get paid on thursday
best case scenario is if i get murdered
March 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i have arrived at the center of bureaucracy hell.
-car is towed for expired registration
-registration is behind two years
-car tow goes up $74 per day
-i get paid on thursday
best case scenario is if i get murdered
-car is towed for expired registration
-registration is behind two years
-car tow goes up $74 per day
-i get paid on thursday
best case scenario is if i get murdered
a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance!
I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...
I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...
Hyeonje with The Baptist - 03.07.25
1st hour: The Baptist (@thebaptist-wav) / 2nd hour: Hyeonje (@hyeonje-fka-hommegranate)
@nascentattraction
@SutroFM
on.soundcloud.com
March 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
a mix for the speed demons, dubstep wigglers… there’s also trance!
I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...
I’m the first hour, Ben is the second! on.soundcloud.com/KoR7NfYuYPLe...
🎵having fun
is so hard
when you’ve got (only)
a library card🎶
is so hard
when you’ve got (only)
a library card🎶
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
🎵having fun
is so hard
when you’ve got (only)
a library card🎶
is so hard
when you’ve got (only)
a library card🎶
catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities
March 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
catch me at ur local club perched up on an array of subs txting the bestie about potential housing opportunities
hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20
mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?
mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?
SutroFM
Underground radio based in San Francisco
sutrofm.net
March 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
hi hello music nerds i’m playing bass music, left field techno and some 160bpm stuff at sutrofm.net in 20
mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?
mins followed by Hyeonje at 6pm! lock in plz?
Reposted by Joan
i love being trans. today, and every day
January 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i love being trans. today, and every day
paws up!
cmon monsters!!
everybody better be jumpin’!!!
cmon monsters!!
everybody better be jumpin’!!!
March 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
paws up!
cmon monsters!!
everybody better be jumpin’!!!
cmon monsters!!
everybody better be jumpin’!!!
fresh outta therapy where we discussed how delusional christians are??
god is TESTING me today
god is TESTING me today
March 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
fresh outta therapy where we discussed how delusional christians are??
god is TESTING me today
god is TESTING me today
i woke up feeling feral and was like, “i should txt him”, then i got a text reminder that i had therapy at 10am
touché, me… touché
touché, me… touché
March 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i woke up feeling feral and was like, “i should txt him”, then i got a text reminder that i had therapy at 10am
touché, me… touché
touché, me… touché