Oh look, Teeny Balls and Wee Balls weigh in.

Donald Trump on the DC plane crash:

“Did you ever see, you go to a driving range in golf and you're hitting balls, hundreds of balls, thousands of hours. I never see a ball hit another ball. Balls are going up all over the place. You never see 'em hit; it was amazing that could happen."🤡

“Starship experienced rapid unscheduled disassembly”

SpaceX: Starship experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly during its ascent burn.

Everyone else: It blew up.

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that