Joanne Crowe
@joannecrowe.bsky.social
Dog lover, scuba diver, avid traveller from Australia who has lived and worked in 5 different countries (some twice!) and somehow now lives in Munich.
Still hates top sheets!
#uglydog #uglydogs
Still hates top sheets!
#uglydog #uglydogs
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Honestly, the replies. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Honestly, the replies. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
On the plane for the first leg of my trip home!
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
On the plane for the first leg of my trip home!
@ravenmae.bsky.social Have you ever thought of teaching Kieran Italian?
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November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@ravenmae.bsky.social Have you ever thought of teaching Kieran Italian?
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild.
Elephant
Hippopotamus
Giraffe
Sloth
Lion
Elephant
Hippopotamus
Giraffe
Sloth
Lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
Bald Eagle
Moose
Howler Monkey
Iguana
Zereque
Bald Eagle
Moose
Howler Monkey
Iguana
Zereque
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild
coyote
marmot
javalina
muskrat
bighorn sheep
coyote
marmot
javalina
muskrat
bighorn sheep
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild.
Elephant
Hippopotamus
Giraffe
Sloth
Lion
Elephant
Hippopotamus
Giraffe
Sloth
Lion
I drove for the last time on the autobahn (sniff 😢) yesterday at 170km/hr (105mph) yesterday. My old car did easily 136 mph on the autobahn, and I really will miss being able to drive so fast!
But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱
But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I drove for the last time on the autobahn (sniff 😢) yesterday at 170km/hr (105mph) yesterday. My old car did easily 136 mph on the autobahn, and I really will miss being able to drive so fast!
But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱
But Sunday morning I fly to Australia, and will have to be content with a max of 110kph (70mph) 😱
So, my apartment is finally empty and clean (apart from the wine I am expecting my neighbors to drink, because I can’t take it with me)!
I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.
I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So, my apartment is finally empty and clean (apart from the wine I am expecting my neighbors to drink, because I can’t take it with me)!
I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.
I hand over the apartment and car tomorrow (which I also cleaned inside and out today!), and then a final dinner with my FWB on Saturday night.
Tips for my US friends having to deal with MAGA relatives tomorrow.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tips for my US friends having to deal with MAGA relatives tomorrow.
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We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
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Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
I guess now they reclassified humans as white males with no disabilties.
"War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength"
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
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November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I guess now they reclassified humans as white males with no disabilties.
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Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?
Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
@maryvarshini108.bsky.social
Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?
Do you want to hire a kestrel, maybe?
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I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I've mounted a landline phone next to my bathroom mirror because every now and then I like to pretend I'm visiting my twin in jail.
She’s not wrong.
Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
She’s not wrong.
A lovely video of a manta feeding on all the good things attracted to the light behind our boat!
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A lovely video of a manta feeding on all the good things attracted to the light behind our boat!
One of my dive buddies made a great video of the highlights of our trip last September.
You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly!
You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...
You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly!
You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...
Malediven 2025
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November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One of my dive buddies made a great video of the highlights of our trip last September.
You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly!
You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...
You see white tip reef sharks, a batfish getting its gill cleaned, some nurse sharks (could gum you!) and eagle rays, which I have only ever seen singly!
You can find it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zck...
If you think modern speculums are uncomfortable......😬
Vaginal speculum (c.1820) used to apply leeches to a woman’s cervix to remove excess blood thought to cause illness. This speculum used a scissor-like action to expand. It locked open, freeing the physician’s hands to apply the leeches.
Follow me if you need to feel better about living in 2025!
Follow me if you need to feel better about living in 2025!
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If you think modern speculums are uncomfortable......😬
So today someone came and took my 3 tall bookcases, 3 vases, some bowls, a towel stand, and my entire Buddha collection! The movers forgot to take 2 drawers and a cupboard from the kitchen, but i also so managed to find takers for some bowls, glasses, and a coffee pot!
November 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So today someone came and took my 3 tall bookcases, 3 vases, some bowls, a towel stand, and my entire Buddha collection! The movers forgot to take 2 drawers and a cupboard from the kitchen, but i also so managed to find takers for some bowls, glasses, and a coffee pot!
Here I am completely happy!
November 17, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Here I am completely happy!
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We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
Well, I guess I won't be visiting my friend in the US any time soon.
1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger
2. Air travel is a horror story right now
3. Shootings
4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷
1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger
2. Air travel is a horror story right now
3. Shootings
4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well, I guess I won't be visiting my friend in the US any time soon.
1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger
2. Air travel is a horror story right now
3. Shootings
4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷
1. I don't want to be disappeared at the border because I am a woke left winger
2. Air travel is a horror story right now
3. Shootings
4. They want to deny visas to fatties and diabetics. My BMI is currently 26, but I am diabetic 🤷
How do you get the old self interested lot out and replace them with young democrats willing to fight? Can you put someone younger and better against them in a primary or something, or does the Democrat party not allow that?
In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.
In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.
Tonight Democrats proved that old quip.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
If a genie gave Democrats 3 wishes, they'd negotiate it down to 1, and then wish for something they think Republicans will like.
We need a true opposition party now more than ever. Because this aint it.
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
How do you get the old self interested lot out and replace them with young democrats willing to fight? Can you put someone younger and better against them in a primary or something, or does the Democrat party not allow that?
In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.
In any case as bad as they are, they are the lesser of two evils.
Also, how can the country afford this, if there is no money for food or Medicare? The USA already spends more per head on military than any other country, but I guess all those donations from weapons manufacturers have to be paid for.
#Gift I cannot read even one newspaper without choking anymore. The Trump admin is too insane. Now the US is going into wartime "defense" production, per ex Fox News talking head Hegseth.
Won't this again boost #inflation when we are not at war?
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Won't this again boost #inflation when we are not at war?
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Hegseth Vows to Put U.S. Weapons Production on Wartime Footing
The bureaucracy has put the military in danger of falling behind rivals, the defense secretary said, so the Pentagon is changing how it buys stuff—from weapons to software.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Also, how can the country afford this, if there is no money for food or Medicare? The USA already spends more per head on military than any other country, but I guess all those donations from weapons manufacturers have to be paid for.
Doesn't this mean these guys are really planning a war? Probably against Venezuela to get their oil? They are certainly not planning to use it to help Ukraine
#Gift I cannot read even one newspaper without choking anymore. The Trump admin is too insane. Now the US is going into wartime "defense" production, per ex Fox News talking head Hegseth.
Won't this again boost #inflation when we are not at war?
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Won't this again boost #inflation when we are not at war?
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Hegseth Vows to Put U.S. Weapons Production on Wartime Footing
The bureaucracy has put the military in danger of falling behind rivals, the defense secretary said, so the Pentagon is changing how it buys stuff—from weapons to software.
www.wsj.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Doesn't this mean these guys are really planning a war? Probably against Venezuela to get their oil? They are certainly not planning to use it to help Ukraine
Yep, these look like republican wives!https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/oF6eUVNPvf
From the therewasanattempt community on Reddit: To look like normal people at Mar-A-Lago.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Yep, these look like republican wives!https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/oF6eUVNPvf
Everything except 9. I was a good girl!
Every last one.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Everything except 9. I was a good girl!