🌟 Joanna 🌟
@joannamont.bsky.social
Digital things, marketing bird. Head full of nonsense (& other). Includes inane TV chat, I warn you. All views my own (obvs). Same on the other place 🦜
I posted this on twitter at 10.17pm but with hindsight, I needed to take more than one of these. Oof.
March 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I posted this on twitter at 10.17pm but with hindsight, I needed to take more than one of these. Oof.
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You know you’ve gone too far when you shock even the Mail
March 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You know you’ve gone too far when you shock even the Mail
How fit was my breakfast today? 😍
(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)
(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
How fit was my breakfast today? 😍
(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)
(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)
Last night I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as her dog and i am still in awe.
Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼♀️
Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼♀️
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last night I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as her dog and i am still in awe.
Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼♀️
Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼♀️
What is it with a large audience thinking it’s okay to talk while a conference host is speaking? They’ve been doing it all day.
My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon
My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon
February 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
What is it with a large audience thinking it’s okay to talk while a conference host is speaking? They’ve been doing it all day.
My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon
My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon
It’s jolly nice but pretty sickly after a bite or two. The remnants are coming home with me in a poo bag (not an M&S poo bag). Worth a whirl!
February 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s jolly nice but pretty sickly after a bite or two. The remnants are coming home with me in a poo bag (not an M&S poo bag). Worth a whirl!
See this has got on my nerves. They don’t tolerate? That’s not very nice.
February 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
See this has got on my nerves. They don’t tolerate? That’s not very nice.
Stumbled across an intriguing website for an Airbnb in #Streatham Common, clearly targeted at the Middle Eastern market.
I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀
I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Stumbled across an intriguing website for an Airbnb in #Streatham Common, clearly targeted at the Middle Eastern market.
I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀
I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀
Why is having something stuck to your shoe always so embarrassing? 😳
February 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Why is having something stuck to your shoe always so embarrassing? 😳
Just haggled for 50p off the £6 asking price on Vinted. I’ve become part of the problem.
February 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just haggled for 50p off the £6 asking price on Vinted. I’ve become part of the problem.
Poor Lolly has had just about enough of February now, thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Poor Lolly has had just about enough of February now, thank you.
Just spotted in a local group. How nice?😭
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just spotted in a local group. How nice?😭
Happy Valentine’s Day! Someone gave me a lovely bracelet with a metal heart on it for Christmas and I am randomly allergic to it and it’s left a heart-shaped scorch mark on my arm. Perhaps today is not for me.
February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day! Someone gave me a lovely bracelet with a metal heart on it for Christmas and I am randomly allergic to it and it’s left a heart-shaped scorch mark on my arm. Perhaps today is not for me.
Eva Braun invites us into her beautiful mountaintop home 🙄
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Eva Braun invites us into her beautiful mountaintop home 🙄
Oh wait.
Right, that’s it. Next year I am having my birthday on a Friday in June 👸🏼
Right, that’s it. Next year I am having my birthday on a Friday in June 👸🏼
February 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Oh wait.
Right, that’s it. Next year I am having my birthday on a Friday in June 👸🏼
Right, that’s it. Next year I am having my birthday on a Friday in June 👸🏼
My friend has this in his house and it’s the best thing I’ve seen today
February 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My friend has this in his house and it’s the best thing I’ve seen today
February 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m sick to death of all your intrusive questions thank you very much
February 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m sick to death of all your intrusive questions thank you very much
I have such a raging dislike of these stupid microphones and the whispery, chummy quality they give to the Influencers’ voices 😒
January 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I have such a raging dislike of these stupid microphones and the whispery, chummy quality they give to the Influencers’ voices 😒