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🌟 Joanna 🌟
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Digital things, marketing bird. Head full of nonsense (& other). Includes inane TV chat, I warn you. All views my own (obvs). Same on the other place 🦜
Listening to it now. No offence @simonmarksfsn.bsky.social @nickabbot.bsky.social - but it’s horrifying listening. #trump
March 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
#girlboss 💁🏼‍♀️
March 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I posted this on twitter at 10.17pm but with hindsight, I needed to take more than one of these. Oof.
March 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just popped out for a little gig on a Saturday night #humblebrag #britawards #brits2025
March 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You know you’ve gone too far when you shock even the Mail
March 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The whole thing was a set up. Full scale betrayal of Ukraine now coming
🚨The Trump administration is considering ending all ongoing shipments of military aid to Ukraine in response to Zelensky’s remarks in the Oval Office on Friday and his perceived intransigence in the peace process, per senior administration official
February 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I just saw a girl eating an ice cream on tooting common. It’s happening!!! 😎🍦☀️ #scorchio
February 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My lunch companions said I was absolutely not allowed to complain and say that the bun was burnt #DadJokes
February 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This made you cry a little bit, too - right?

‘I’m still dancing’: Derbyshire woman has 105th birthday rave at care home www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
‘I’m still dancing’: Derbyshire woman has 105th birthday rave at care home
Hilda Jackson and fellow residents partied with strobe lights, glowsticks and drum’n’bass from festival-headliner
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February 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
How fit was my breakfast today? 😍

(Not sure if you’re supposed to eat the flower but I did)
February 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Prompted to listen to Different Class by seeing this post (and all the lovely comments) and my god, that album is 100% wall-to-wall bangers. Not one single bum note 😍

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February 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Could we all, please, stop saying this is caused by social media?

It isn’t. And suggesting it is dangerously distracts us from what matters most.

Pol Pot didn’t have YouTube or Instagram.

Hitler didn’t have Facebook or Twitter.

Stalin didn’t have TikTok.

A 🧵 /1.
February 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Last night I saw a woman who had the same hairdo as her dog and i am still in awe.

Both I and the dogs are going to the salon next week. Do I ask for us all to have the same ‘do? 💇🏼‍♀️
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
What is it with a large audience thinking it’s okay to talk while a conference host is speaking? They’ve been doing it all day.

My team have banned me from shouting SHHHHH as apparently that’s mortifyingly Karen #productcon
February 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You know it’s gonna be a great day when you forget your AirPods 😒
February 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
IT’S HAPPENING
February 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
See this has got on my nerves. They don’t tolerate? That’s not very nice.
February 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Stumbled across an intriguing website for an Airbnb in #Streatham Common, clearly targeted at the Middle Eastern market.

I fear they may be slightly overselling Streatham Common here. Personally, I’d want a refund if i’d rocked up to London on the basis of this AI calamity 👀
February 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why is having something stuck to your shoe always so embarrassing? 😳
February 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Just haggled for 50p off the £6 asking price on Vinted. I’ve become part of the problem.
February 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Poor Lolly has had just about enough of February now, thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Just spotted in a local group. How nice?😭
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day! Someone gave me a lovely bracelet with a metal heart on it for Christmas and I am randomly allergic to it and it’s left a heart-shaped scorch mark on my arm. Perhaps today is not for me.
February 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Eva Braun invites us into her beautiful mountaintop home 🙄
February 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s my 21st birthday today so I’m going to the best dog-friendly beach in the southeast with my friend and their dog. Am thrilled! 🏖️

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February 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM